just a joke breh, you got the wrong person if you think Im optimistic about our chances in Tuscaloosa going score for score with Waddle again
. No more war damn eagle 
. Bama having their size 5 chancletas on yalls neck so long yall tapped out 
It’s less about Bama and more about us not looking good. I don’t feel too good about any game going forwarddamn yall done waved the white flag, turned in your tiger stripes
So who you rooting for now? Can’t root for LSU because their tigers
your former tigers. Can’t see you rooting for asymptomatic saban 
. Your best bet right now given the status of the South Eastern Covid aka Big 12 jr jr would be to root for UGA 
. Sauce Dawg has a ring to it 
.Sauce Neg has an even better ring to itSo who you rooting for now? Can’t root for LSU because their tigers
Again Auburn has some BS happen that helps them win then the rule gets changed after its too late.
Scammin muthafukkas
You should be the last person talking about rule changes
Y’all stay getting rules changed when something don’t go y’all way
Saban's positive may have been a false positive
You know damn well he was tested at least a few times.
Saban: we need an extra second on the clock, make it happen refsWe right wrongs
We're the good guys
Saban's positive may have been a false positive
Saban: we need an extra second on the clock, make it happen refs
*kick 6 happens*
*Auburn gets an extra second on the clock and makes a late FG*
Saban: you can’t do that
