The Official 2025 College Football Random Thoughts Thread

[Trust Me]

Man, thats a hell of a recruiting pitch. I'm thinking about OSU coach.

@Trust Me @DropTopDoc @Ed MOTHERfukkING G what yall offering over at the Big House for me to #GoBlue?

Nothing Benedict Buckeye.


You already the ops. We don’t do wishy washy in A Deuce.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Man, thats a hell of a recruiting pitch. I'm thinking about OSU coach.

@Trust Me @DropTopDoc @Ed MOTHERfukkING G what yall offering over at the Big House for me to #GoBlue?

• Greatest stadium ever
• we actually go to games unlike these jobless ohio dirtpeople
• you won't be associated with jobless ohio dirtpeople
• Most wins ever
• most undefeated national championships in the past 2 seasons
• 4 straight wins over your inept rival, and the ability to son them again EVERY fall
• Badder women in every sport and WAY badder in the respective cities
• only B1G team to EVER go 15-0
• Won national championship fair and square, while ending nick saban's career
• GOAT helmets
• GOAT jerseys
• GOAT fightsong

i could continue

 

[No Sleep]

• Greatest stadium ever
• we actually go to games unlike these jobless ohio dirtpeople
• you won't be associated with jobless ohio dirtpeople
• Most wins ever
• most undefeated national championships in the past 2 seasons
• 4 straight wins over your inept rival, and the ability to son them again EVERY fall
• Badder women in every sport and WAY badder in the respective cities
• only B1G team to EVER go 15-0
• Won national champinoship fair and square, while ending nick saban's career
• GOAT helmets
• GOAT jerseys
• GOAT fightsong

i could continue

Thank you what a sell man what a sell. Can you give me some confidence that we are going to beat Columbus State College this season?

Listening to one of the other coaches (poster) I had put UM behind Washington Illinois Oregon Indiana and trust me I had them high and have put them back at the top with your pitch.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Thank you what a sell man what a sell. Can you give me some confidence that we are going to beat Columbus State College this season?

Listening to one of the other coaches (poster) I had put UM behind Washington Illinois Oregon Indiana and trust me I had them high and have put them back at the top with your pitch.

i'm confident enough that I already know the thread i'll make when they win, and i'm GOING to The Game.

It is no longer a threat at this point

You're a good man and we'd welcome your support. If you choose Washington, I can vouch for their fanbase and I go to a few huskies games a year too, but Michigan is....Michigan

 

[smitty22]

Nothing Benedict Buckeye.


You already the ops. We don’t do wishy washy in A Deuce.

@DropTopDocGoDucks would like to have a word with you

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

The LEGENDARY Eastern Michigan Eagles are accepting applications too

just saying

 

[Trust Me]

@No Sleep

I’m on hour 15 of this shift.. don’t mind me.

But that dude i @‘d a lil bit ago..

.. watch your back.

 

[DropTopDoc]

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Good post

 

[DropTopDoc]

fukk i be doing?

Spoiler

Chicago please bush this idiot

Chicago don’t play behind fellow Chicagoans

You worried bout that meaningless game? . Man you can experience winning a natty without all that cheating baggage tied to it

So uga ???

Man, thats a hell of a recruiting pitch. I'm thinking about OSU coach.

@Trust Me @DropTopDoc @Ed MOTHERfukkING G what yall offering over at the Big House for me to #GoBlue?

Either you down with the tank or get rolled over

 

[Trav]

Chicago don’t play behind fellow Chicagoans



So uga ???

Either you down with the tank or get rolled over

It must be twoooo tanks

 

[smitty22]

@No Sleep

I’m on hour 15 of this shift.. don’t mind me.

But that dude i @‘d a lil bit ago..

.. watch your back.

15 hours hugging and kissing grown ass men huh . Orlando really is home “sweet “ home