The Official Airport/Flying Thread

Bobby Reds

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When you go thru any metal detectors take it all off.

I tried to be slick one time and keep my belt on. The extra long process that happened after the detector went off was not worth it.

Dem man started too talk about strip search :snoop:

British passprt saved me once again tho:whew:
 

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Pack at least a month in advance. You want to make sure your clothes understand their role in your upcoming trip.

Drink a gallon of water before boarding and spend at least $50 at a Mexican spot on yourself. No need to use the airplane bathrooms just wear a diaper. Wear a pack of car air freshner trees around your neck to mask any smells.

Purchase a Beats Pill and download Juicy J's discography. Play loudly the moment you sit in your seat.

Be disrespectful to everyone. This will earn instant respect and admiration from the flight crew.

God Speed.

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Pre-security line? :usure:

Minis (the tiny little liquor bottles) happen to fit into your TSA quart sized baggie and are perfectly legal to take through security. A bottle of OJ on the far side of the line and you're in screwdriver heaven. Although, please be discrete as the US still has insane open container laws. As long as it sealed and it's legal to drink, you are good money. I know this guy who consistently has jack and coke in his bag. Goes to the liquor store before flying and doesn't spend a dime.
 

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Airports are the worst.

They always seem frenetically odd and super tense to me, especially since 9/11. Just a weird place (it becomes less foreign the more you fly though), especially when you're not there just to see someone off.


Not a ton of diversity, either. I usually see less than 8-10% (depending on the airport) minorities who are flying. Workers are usually black. :mjpls:


However, outside of a major event or visiting a major city, you probably won't see such a high of a concentration of aesthetically pleasing, upper tier chicks anywhere else. And that's of all races, ethnicity.

The difference between folks who travel via air versus train and bus are night and day. :mjpls: If you've traveled by bus and/or train often (or even occasionally) you'll immediately notice that you're in a strikingly foreign, different element with different clientele that bears little resemblance to bus and train clientele.

All told, you wanna make your airport experience as easy as possible. Just getting on the plane is an ordeal in and of itself.

Other posters have already provided the basics for you.

Oh, and on international flights & flights outside the continental U.S., be especially vigilant and alert as you always should.

So how did it go?
 
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