The Official Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Thread

[Dominic Brehetto]

because just a moment ago he said he doesn't care what superman does in his spare time.

personally i would like to think that when superman isn't working at the planet or saving the world he's out bangin bytches wouldn't you?

I don't think about super heros sex lives.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Homie..i don't even want to answer this question If superman is in love with some chick (Lois, Lana, some new chick) then whatever cool, but when I think about superman, what he does in bed and whom he does it with isn't the first thing that comes to mind

i didn't ask if it was the first thing that comes to mind.

you said, in your own words, that you don't see superman in MOS as someone who likes hittin the sheets. you then said, in your own words, that what superman does in his spare time means nothing to you.

so i ask again, would you be okay if you learned that superman was gay? or would you rather he just didn't fukk at all. either way... it ain't the superman that's been around for over 70 years.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

I don't think about super heros sex lives.

you don't? what are you crazy?

and you claim to be a fan? show me these stories you've read about these sexless superheroes.

enlighten me, name me one superhero who doesn't like gettin it in. (and not some cosmic god or some shyt)

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

@Prodigal Syndicate



i misread what you typed.

i read it as "i don't think superheroes have sex lives".


i'm not even gonna edit my post.

my bad.

 

[Ain't That Something]

you don't? what are you crazy?

and you claim to be a fan? show me these stories you've read about these sexless superheroes.

enlighten me, name me one superhero who doesn't like gettin it in. (and not some cosmic god or some shyt)

Masterful Troll job. Bravo

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

you don't? what are you crazy?

and you claim to be a fan? show me these stories you've read about these sexless superheroes.

enlighten me, name me one superhero who doesn't like gettin it in. (and not some cosmic god or some shyt)

 

[MartyMcFly]

i didn't ask if it was the first thing that comes to mind.

you said, in your own words, that you don't see superman in MOS as someone who likes hittin the sheets. you then said, in your own words, that what superman does in his spare time means nothing to you.

so i ask again, would you be okay if you learned that superman was gay? or would you rather he just didn't fukk at all. either way... it ain't the superman that's been around for over 70 years.

Meh, wouldn't bug me. Ask me tomorrow and the answer might be different but i don't think it'd bug me. I don't think about their sex lives breh lol. When they retconned MJ and Peter's marriage, it didn't bug me because one made up character wouldn't be fukking another made up character, but because of the how it worked for both of them on a character level and how it made the book better and how it made them both grow

 

[MartyMcFly]

Masterful Troll job. Bravo

And i had the nerve to answer him honestly

 

[Uno]

you don't? what are you crazy?

and you claim to be a fan? show me these stories you've read about these sexless superheroes.

enlighten me, name me one superhero who doesn't like gettin it in. (and not some cosmic god or some shyt)

Now you are going with the "I was trolling the whole time route"?

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Meh, wouldn't bug me. Ask me tomorrow and the answer might be different but i don't think it'd bug me. I don't think about their sex lives breh lol. When they retconned MJ and Peter's marriage, it didn't bug me because one made up character wouldn't be fukking another made up character, but because of the how it worked for both of them on a character level and how it made the book better and how it made them both grow

so tomorrow DC prints a story about superman sucking his boyfriend's dikk.

doesn't bother you.

doesn't bother you at all.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Now you are going with the "I was trolling the whole time route"?

no i misread the quote.

i thought he was claiming superheroes don't fukk in their spare time.

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

so tomorrow DC prints a story about superman sucking his boyfriend's dikk.

doesn't bother you.

doesn't bother you at all.

We know it wouldnt bother @TheGodling

Hes got this tatted on his inner lip because he can finish guys faster than a speeding bullet

 

[MartyMcFly]

so tomorrow DC prints a story about superman sucking his boyfriend's dikk.

doesn't bother you.

doesn't bother you at all.

I really wouldn't give a shyt..is he still saving the world? Is he still clark kent? Is he still standing for truth and justice? Is he still in the justice league? Is he still this symbol of hope for people who have none? If all those answers are yes, then ill keep reading

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

for the record i am not against a gay superman. it is what it is. love who you wanna love.

just sayin as a heterosexual male, as someone who grew up loving the character, i much more identify with and PREFER a hetero superman.

not sure if that was the superman we saw in MOS. he felt very sexless. like he didn't wanna get down with chicks.

i think that's probably why so many found the movie so joyless. what they really mean is they found the movie sexless. there's no hint of sex or love throughout the entire movie. and the romantic kiss between supes and lois is completey unearned.

 

[The_Dread_Dormammu]

This fool really ranting about romance and sex in a thread about comic book characters...

Go watch a porn parody...