The Official Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Thread

[Master Teacher]

Spoiler

he still had kryptonite in his system and wasn't fully recovered...it's the reason he ran towards batman and didn't fly, which gave batman time to get the gun again

Spoiler

He didn't have kryptonite poisoning when he first landed.

The time he spent burning down the gun turrets, and destroying the sonic jammer thing, he could've put Batman in a rear naked choke lol.

He suppose to have super speed, he should've been able to do all that in a matter of seconds, this why you can't take him seriously in fighting goku

 

[Bryan Danielson]

@Jimmy ValenTime and @gluvnast

I think the real question is

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Why didnt SUPERMAN move the ship?

I mean lets be real.... they in MOS I couldve sworn he moved a ship to Antarctica

He moved a ship on ice in this film and he was able to pick up a piece of a rocket that exploded.

I'm sure he couldve removed it from Metropolis himself but it was like he was like "fukk it.... I gotta go to work in the Morning and type up these reports, matter fact its late, let me take my ass to bed."

 

[Jazzy B.]

If you think Nolan's action was anywhere close to what Batman was doing in this movie then I gotta u out ya damn mind lol

This Batman moved better and more fluidly and that's it. Still had the same problem of characters just completely freezing instead of firing.

Both Bane vs Batman fights >>> Batman vs Superman. Bane/Batman chase & Batman/Talia chase >>> Opening car scene & Dockyard chase. The stuff in Rises actually stood out.

What was so good about the action here compared to Rises? I couldn't believe how flat and mediocre the Batman vs Superman fight was, not even going to talk about that with Doomsdayzilla . Smallville fight in Man of Steel blows any action scene in this movie out of the water.

 

[AkaDemiK]

FIRE

I'll say more when I get home

 

[lutha]

Just got back. This shyt was wack. 3/10

Whoever wrote this needs to interact with more people to know how their thoughts connect to their actions. People's motivations in this made no fukking sense.

Spoiler: Holy shyt

Jumping into the dream sequence and then Flash appearance through the computer was laughably bad. It made no sense whatsoever.

fukk it, here you go:

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superman motivation - struggling with and trying to decide if he wants to be the jesus like hero the world shows him as and projects on him

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batman motivation - only sees superman as an alien and wants to stop the alien before the alien turns on mankind...thinks he's doing what's best for mankind

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lex motivation - only cares about power, control, and superiority....that's why most his speeches revolve around those things, especially the speech he gives superman on the roof...anyway, since he's envious and scared of superman's power, superiority, the jesus like image, and that he can't control him, he wants him taken out and his image ruined....that's why he fans the flames to push batman to try and take superman out...at the same time, if he gets superman to kill batman instead, that ruins the jesus like image...like he said 'if one is all powerful, he cant be all good; and if one is all good, he cant be all powerful'...and just in case he cant get those 2 to do what he wants, he creates doomsday as a backup plan with a lil urging from the kryptonian ship, i.e. brainiac

Spoiler

flash - didn't come through the computer, he came through a wormhole, probably from the speed force...anyway, he was from a different time/dimension trying to warn batman about something...the problem was, he came at the wrong time...that's why he said 'am I too soon? i'm too soon'

anymore questions?

 

[BXKingPin82]

@Jimmy ValenTime and @gluvnast

I think the real question is

Spoiler

Why didnt SUPERMAN move the ship?

I mean lets be real.... they in MOS I couldve sworn he moved a ship to Antarctica

He moved a ship on ice in this film and he was able to pick up a piece of a rocket that exploded.

I'm sure he couldve removed it from Metropolis himself but it was like he was like "fukk it.... I gotta go to work in the Morning and type up these reports, matter fact its late, let me take my ass to bed."

Lazy ass SuperMan

 

[lutha]

He didn't have kryptonite poisoning when he first landed.

The time he spent burning down the gun turrets, and destroying the sonic jammer thing, he could've put Batman in a rear naked choke lol.

He suppose to have super speed, he should've been able to do all that in a matter of seconds, this why you can't take him seriously in fighting goku

put your stuff in spoilers, this is the spoiler free thread

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you're talking about when he first went to batman?...if so, he wasn't trying to fight batman...when he landed, the first thing he said was 'bruce, I need your help...lex is tryin...' that's when the traps start popping up...whenever superman fights batman, he's never trying to hurt him and is always holding back, that's why batman gets time to do shyt...what the fukk does goku have to do with anything? lol....

 

[Kingshango]

Just saw it.

When this movie got announced, I was worried. There were dozens of ways they could have fukked this movie up and they succeeded in fukkin it up on all sides.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Is there a lot of deeeeep DC universe stuff in this that the average viewer might have trouble following? Yes, I believe so.. and in a way that's an issue for sure BUT I wouldn't want those scenes taken out. They will be more fleshed out in the extended cut so maybe that will help the average person but I was going crazy seeing some of that and looking forward to what they got planned, what's on deck.

I take umbrage with a lot of the critics because most of the reviews I read were that they hated the movie because it wasn't the Donner Superman (same shyt as Man of Steel all over again) or they hated it because they wanted more humor.. which this wasn't going to have. I will say that my theater laughed quite a few times at some of the quips especially in the final act.

 

[MostHatedBox]

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Why the hell can't Lois keep her unhelpful ass home? Every fight scene she somehow comes into the picture and fukks up the momentum. The most cringe worthy part was easily her coming to explain Superman and Bats mother having the same name. Thus snapping Batman back into reality and allowing them to join forces I wish I had more hands so I can give this movie 4 thumbs down

 

[BXKingPin82]

Why the hell can't Lois keep her unhelpful ass home? Every fight scene she somehow comes into the picture and fukks up the momentum. The most cringe worthy part was easily her coming to explain Superman and Bats mother having the same name. Thus snapping Batman back into reality and allowing them to join forces I wish I had more hands so I can give this movie 4 thumbs down

She reminded me of Robin Givens in that movie Head of State
Just poppin up outa nowhere and shyt

SECURITY!!!!

 

[Dillah810]

These joints are always good for a laugh.

 

[MostHatedBox]

She reminded me of Robin Givens in that movie Head of State
Just poppin up outa nowhere and shyt

SECURITY!!!!

Spoiler: Helicopter

Laurence Fishburne got this bish a helicopter ride to the fight. I started getting mad at how little fukks this movie gave at trying to make sense.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

just saw it

batman came off as a jealous bytch


but atleast he is the most physically imposing batman ever outside of cartoons/comics

-Lois Lane could have worked out for this movie
bytch looking like a lite-weight amy schumer
matta fact superman came off as a jealous bytch too
id smash Superman's mama first



*the way batman entered the batcave

*emo superman

*the constant dreams






shyt was way better than MOS but that aint saying much
*the end fight was lame

*movie was all over the place

*a justice league movie dont seem like it will be worth it now
I rather have a Chris Nolan version


and doomsday looked like shyt
cheap ass cgi

 

[BXKingPin82]

Spoiler: Helicopter

Laurence Fishburne got this bish a helicopter ride to the fight. I started getting mad at how little fukks this movie gave at trying to make sense.

Spoiler: No Fux Givin Fish

brother sent her on her way with not a single iota of a fukk given about her personal safety