The Official Blake Bortles Interception thread
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it's gonna be a long season. I hope I'm wrong
Bboystyle
FIRE MATT LAFLEUR
have an actual Jag as your QB brehs.
I wonder if they got the term jag for shyt players because of the Jags
On a BIG ass target and catch radius in Lewis
Overthrow a wide open receiver 15 yards down the field brehs.
I feel sorry for that O Line having to go up against Clowney, Mercilus, and bad back Watt this year with a rookie LT
I'm a Jags fan but this has me 
It's all true
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-jacksonville-jaguars-1797428247
excerpt on Blake:
Your quarterback: Ageful wonder Blake Bortles. Let’s see how those mechanics are going!
Fantastic. This was the year for Jacksonville to bail on the Great Bortles Experiment. But noooooooooo. No, these guys decided to fukk this chickenyet again and roll out with a quarterback who looks exactly like Tom Coughlin’s LAST Jags quarterback does right now. The Vatican moves with more swiftness than this team. Look how old Bortles is. Even Lorde is like JESUS THAT GUY IS LYING ABOUT HIS AGE. But the disturbing oldness of Bortles is arguably his least alarming quality…
This play is hardly an anomaly. I can put on a game tape, close my eyes, hit STOP at any random interval, and still land on footage of Bortles being a basket case on the field. It’s astounding. To say Bortles regressed last season is an insult to other things that have regressed, like Twitter, and rock music, and the United States of America. Bortles went BEYOND regressing and found a new and wondrous crevasse to fall through. His TD total fell dramatically. His yards-per-attempt fell dramatically. Do you want to know the most disturbing part? He was sacked 17 fewer times last season and was STILL worse. And he’s not even finished cratering, given that he’s spent these early practices doing his best Ryan Fitzpatrick impression. This is why there’s still a hidden subset of Duval holding onto hope that the Jags will sign Tebow as a franchise QB in like 2026.
So are we, Bort. So are we.
It's all true
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-jacksonville-jaguars-1797428247
excerpt on Blake:
Your quarterback: Ageful wonder Blake Bortles. Let’s see how those mechanics are going!
Fantastic. This was the year for Jacksonville to bail on the Great Bortles Experiment. But noooooooooo. No, these guys decided to fukk this chickenyet again and roll out with a quarterback who looks exactly like Tom Coughlin’s LAST Jags quarterback does right now. The Vatican moves with more swiftness than this team. Look how old Bortles is. Even Lorde is like JESUS THAT GUY IS LYING ABOUT HIS AGE. But the disturbing oldness of Bortles is arguably his least alarming quality…
This play is hardly an anomaly. I can put on a game tape, close my eyes, hit STOP at any random interval, and still land on footage of Bortles being a basket case on the field. It’s astounding. To say Bortles regressed last season is an insult to other things that have regressed, like Twitter, and rock music, and the United States of America. Bortles went BEYOND regressing and found a new and wondrous crevasse to fall through. His TD total fell dramatically. His yards-per-attempt fell dramatically. Do you want to know the most disturbing part? He was sacked 17 fewer times last season and was STILL worse. And he’s not even finished cratering, given that he’s spent these early practices doing his best Ryan Fitzpatrick impression. This is why there’s still a hidden subset of Duval holding onto hope that the Jags will sign Tebow as a franchise QB in like 2026.
So are we, Bort. So are we.
I'm a Jags fan but this has me
It's all true
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-jacksonville-jaguars-1797428247
excerpt on Blake:
Your quarterback: Ageful wonder Blake Bortles. Let’s see how those mechanics are going!
Fantastic. This was the year for Jacksonville to bail on the Great Bortles Experiment. But noooooooooo. No, these guys decided to fukk this chickenyet again and roll out with a quarterback who looks exactly like Tom Coughlin’s LAST Jags quarterback does right now. The Vatican moves with more swiftness than this team. Look how old Bortles is. Even Lorde is like JESUS THAT GUY IS LYING ABOUT HIS AGE. But the disturbing oldness of Bortles is arguably his least alarming quality…
This play is hardly an anomaly. I can put on a game tape, close my eyes, hit STOP at any random interval, and still land on footage of Bortles being a basket case on the field. It’s astounding. To say Bortles regressed last season is an insult to other things that have regressed, like Twitter, and rock music, and the United States of America. Bortles went BEYOND regressing and found a new and wondrous crevasse to fall through. His TD total fell dramatically. His yards-per-attempt fell dramatically. Do you want to know the most disturbing part? He was sacked 17 fewer times last season and was STILL worse. And he’s not even finished cratering, given that he’s spent these early practices doing his best Ryan Fitzpatrick impression. This is why there’s still a hidden subset of Duval holding onto hope that the Jags will sign Tebow as a franchise QB in like 2026.
So are we, Bort. So are we.
I read that whole piece.
Not just what you posted.
I read it all.
Goodness.
I read that whole piece.
Not just what you posted.
I read it all.
Goodness.
The ether throughout that whole article was something serious
It was all true. The comment section towards the end of it was hilarious also
3rd Koast Kang
Superstar
Why your teams sucks series is always funny
every time im in this forum and see this thread i think to myself, "how the fukk you throw 5 ints in practice?!"
thats like playing 21 and fouling out!
:sadbagmj:
malbaker86
Gators
My homeboy stans the fukk outta Bortles
triplehate
Superstar
malbaker86
Gators
Threw 2 pick 6's yesterday and was benched. Marrone said it was a benching due to him being on a "pitch count" 
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Marco Andretti
GRINDHARD
If I were Kaeps agent.
I'd have him go head up with every ayatter in the league .
Just for laughs .. at them
.
Cuz they'll know . . The media will know. .
Everybody will know that's he's better than alot of them fools
I'd have him go head up with every ayatter in the league .
Just for laughs .. at them
.
Cuz they'll know . . The media will know. .
Everybody will know that's he's better than alot of them fools
Rex Ryan seems to have no problem starting black qb's and riding with them. One of the few NFL coaches.
Anybody but rex Ryan in Buffalo and tyrod Taylor would have never even gotten the chance to start.