The Official Coli breh Telekinesis thread (Our path to become real Jedis)

[Take It In Blood]

Sitting in the bathroom right now and I swear I just made the toilet paper roll move by itself


I might be onto something brehs and with our collective power I think we can all eventually figure this shyt out for real



Walk with me on this journey









@Neo The Resurrected ONE

@Ciggavelli

@Mowgli

 

[tuckgod]

It’s too early for crack

 

[Take It In Blood]

It’s too early for crack

when we ascend don't act like we didn't give you an early invitation brother

 

[tuckgod]

when we ascend don't act like we didn't give you an early invitation brother

 

[Hyperion]

It’s too early for crack

You mean you didn't get your powers on December 21st 2020?

Spoiler: context

 

[tuckgod]

You mean you didn't get your powers on December 21st 2020?

Spoiler: context

 

[Take It In Blood]

I suggest brehs start off practicing moving light stuff like a piece of toilet paper or feathers before moving onto heavier things.

Stare at the item intensiviely and envision it moving

If it moves slightly u may have the gift and and can move onto more advanced and heavier stuff like pencils

 

[Hyperion]

Real shyt though, if this were actually possible, the last thing I would wanna do is post on the internet about it. Next thing you know, you got a black van parked down your block and you end up "missing" while picking up some groceries.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

It…it moved brehs

 

[Take It In Blood]

Real shyt though, if this were actually possible, the last thing I would wanna do is post on the internet about it. Next thing you know, you got a black van parked down your block and you end up "missing" while picking up some groceries.

Let the CIA roll up on me and I'm like...

 

[Hyperion]

Let the CIA roll up on me and I'm like...

Until you realize they'd be sending agents that can also do the same thing. So you better max out that skill tree before they find you.

 

[Take It In Blood]

Until you realize they'd be sending agents that can also do the same thing. So you better max out that skill tree before they find you.

thats the whole point of thread

imagine a whole nation of super powered Coli brehs

6 feet, 6 figures, 6 certs and 6 senses

Nothing stopping us

 

[analog]

I just farted at my desk and that shyt smelled so foul I had to leave the room.
I'm on board solely to be able to direct the flatulent gasses away so I can continue bullshytting with my coli nikkas uninterrupted.

 

[Blankthawtz]

This shyt works brehs..... I just moved this 1* to the top of the thread by just thinking about it...

 

[Take It In Blood]

Info dump

Lets do the knowledge