The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

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I'm not judging nobody this personal experience talk.

Some brothers don't even know what they really look like because you waste your seed. I can't emphasize how much that affects your facial features from balding, facial hair, getting dark circles around your eyes to jowls and wrinkles. That takes health away from your face and lowers ya self esteem. Why? Because you sending your soldiers off for nothin like Bush. Truth is your features really change when you stop smokes, drugs and drank. When I cut addictions out my life I looked in the mirror like dayum my face is healthy!

Even if females think you're handsome wasting too much seed make alot of brothers look like dope fiends with sunken features. IJS.

I just got finished with a book by Chuck Palahniuk called Beautiful You and it touches on your exact quote. Crazy.
 
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I know how women feel because women treat me like a piece of meat :mjcry:

I've been hit on by literally all my friends wives but because of my impeccable integrity politely declined

I know people say men are shallow and desperate but I've seen the ugly side of women and they're even more shallow and thirsty then dudes
 

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I just wanna know who all the handsome nikkas are...
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@The5thLetter seen my pics :myman:
 

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Fellas...what about when you out in public.. and you spot a girl's boyfriend lowkey mean muggin you because he know his girl gonna look at you..:mjlol:


You could be minding your own business and these dudes like :ohhh:"ah shxt, its the competition" :stopitslime:

then when his girl hit you with the :shaq::takedat: deep down the boyfriend Wants to mean mug ice grill you..But he's scared to because you look like you'll whoop his monkey ass :russ: That right there is :blessed:every time

Every time :wow::blessed::banderas::mbwow::rozaylaugh:
 

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I be saying what's up to women and they be too shy to respond lol

This shyt tripped me out for a minute because I thought these girls were just being rude

but then I realized they were just in shock cuz a brolic nikka like me talked to them and they were tongue tied

A lot of awkward ass moments could have been averted if I had realized this sooner :wow:

Had girls legitimately tell me later I was literally "too intimidating" to talk to
 

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Nah they be avoiding eye contact too when they be feeling you cuz they trying not to stare

bytches be havin the most confusing signals sometimes

I had this happen yesterday at the clothing store breh. Lady was in there walking close looking :dwillhuh:all In my face until I met her gaze and she hit the :wow:. she was trying to walk directly in my path for a before that lol.

But what I'm talking about is sometimes when a female not feeling you..and you trying to get at her. She's fully aware you looking at her and she purposely avoids looking at you to avoid encouraging you to holla. you right though.
 

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I had this happen yesterday at the clothing store breh. Lady was in there walking close looking :dwillhuh:all In my face until I met her gaze and she hit the :wow:. she was trying to walk directly in my path for a before that lol.

But what I'm talking about is sometimes when a female not feeling you..and you trying to get at her. She's fully aware you looking at her and she purposely avoids looking at you to avoid encouraging you to holla. you right though.
:snoop: These women and their signs breh. All we can do is charge em to the game and hope they feel the same :yeshrug:
 

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:snoop: These women and their signs breh. All we can do is charge em to the game and hope they feel the same :yeshrug:
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Breh I don't like when ladies beat themselves up when you don't holla at them though. If you try to hit em with the extra nice curve they feel worse like "I must really not be pretty if he trying to make me feel better" lol its a lose lose.

One time I smiled and spoke politely to a neighbor and she asked which area I live in I thought it was just small talk.. do you know this lady knocked on my door 30 minutes later to hand me a piece of paper with her name and number on it.. :mindblown: where dey do dat? lol on some horny jehova witness shyt.
 

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I went to the library the other day to study for my one of my finals that were coming up soon. So I go into the library all focused on some :birdman: shyt. I find a nice place to sit down get focused and start working. 10 mins later this chick sits in the work table right next to mine pulls out her phone and proceeds to stare at me every few moments. I told myself I would not be distracted by hoes during this week so I set out to ignore her and keep looking at my physics book and working on my problems. I was in my zone and wasn't trying to get interrupted brehs but the sexual tension was on some :whew: shyt. She then proceeds to check her make up right in front of me and put on lip stick to get my attention and in my mind I'm like :whoa:. Then she started doing these long ass sighs like every minute like a nikka supposed stop and be like "Are you okay?" :dead:. She left about 20 mins after that but I didn't see her study a thing. She caught me at the wrong time brehs I go to the library to get away from distractions like that :childplease:.
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Breh I don't like when ladies beat themselves up when you don't holla at them though. If you try to hit em with the extra nice curve they feel worse like "I must really not be pretty if he trying to make me feel better" lol its a lose lose.

One time I smiled and spoke politely to a neighbor and she asked which area I live in I thought it was just small talk.. do you know this lady knocked on my door 30 minutes later to hand me a piece of paper with her name and number on it.. :mindblown: where dey do dat? lol on some horny jehova witness shyt.
 

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I walked into the bar over the weekend. It's usually my sppt and I just be chilling talking to waitresses and bouncers and even owner.

As soon as I walked "Hey cutie" from the ladies at the bar already pouring me a drink and I'm looking for my homie. One chick kinda like sat next to me guarding me all night :beli:


Imo, I dont think I'm that attractive. I clearly see my flaws. And the more weight I gain the less attractive I become in my mind
 
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