The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

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A whole lot of nikkas frontin' in this thread. No homo, but I think everyone has seen that men's pictures thread and most of ya'll nikkas are not no male models that make women's heads turn at every corner. Thinking that you're handsome is great, everyone needs self confidence, but a lot of you take it way overboard with the :duck:
Maybe your just jealous breh :heh:
 

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It sucks when ur own ppl throw shade on u behind ur back to women just to deter them from u.

This is the truth. I've had people I consider friends openly clown me in front of a female for no reason other than jealously :snoop:

I've never done the same thing to them :mjcry:

I can only imagine what they said when I wasn't around. I've gotten the "So I heard from such and such that you did such and such...." way too much in my life :snoop:
Cant front I been hit on by a few gay nikkas :snoop:

Lucky I was sober every time or I woulda been in jail

This happens every once in a while too. I'm more "pretty" looking than rugged handsome tbh. So when I go out with my boys sometimes I get a combination of :shaq::takedat::smugfavre: . One dude a couple months ago flat out tried to spit game at me, talking about "So what brings you here tonight?" :jawalrus:. I had to immediately say, "scouting out these hoes" before things escalated and I had to lay hands on ol boy.

It happens at work and the gym sometimes too.... :why:
 

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The ultimate handsome n!gga problem: Not realizing your potential.

Having many women check you out...but still feeling like you're ugly cause:
1) you're broke
2) you're not where you want to be in life and your confidence level doesn't match your looks.
3) feeling that the world is against you cause they're afraid of your potential...that you haven't realized yet.

:whew: Been working on it tho
 

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This is the truth. I've had people I consider friends openly clown me in front of a female for no reason other than jealously :snoop:

I've never done the same thing to them :mjcry:

I can only imagine what they said when I wasn't around. I've gotten the "So I heard from such and such that you did such and such...." way too much in my life :snoop:


This happens every once in a while too. I'm more "pretty" looking than rugged handsome tbh. So when I go out with my boys sometimes I get a combination of :shaq::takedat::smugfavre: . One dude a couple months ago flat out tried to spit game at me, talking about "So what brings you here tonight?" :jawalrus:. I had to immediately say, "scouting out these hoes" before things escalated and I had to lay hands on ol boy.

It happens at work and the gym sometimes too.... :why:

I had one ask me what I was mixed with recently and both my parents are black :snoop:
 
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Getting the Terio at Popeye's glance from women sitting across from you because she's too shy to approach you/throwing mixed signals :stopitslime:

Those occasional days when you don't feel 100% (having a cold, didn't have time to put on something decent) and it fukks up your game a little, even though you know ain't nothing wrong with you

And if I get one more lady stop me n call me "Dante DiBlasio" cuz I decided to rock a fro for a while, I swear :birdman:

Nah, I'm frontin like I don't like that shyt :ahh:


This shyt only becomes a problem when I'm in a relationship. The temptation :damn:

That's the shyt I hate, cuz those problems only go up x1000 when you wifed up :beli:
 

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That's the shyt I hate, cuz those problems only go up x1000 when you wifed up :beli:

This is 100% true. I never had a problem getting females but once I got married these bytches got thirsty as fukk. Wedding rings are like females magnets. Being a handsome nikka is an incredible burden
 

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Girls expecting u to hit on them and doing all those extra things...like...
coming over the desk next to yours to talk to her friend about random things u look like your into (i.e. gym)
Asking for...phone chargers to iniate convo..

And im not super handsome.. im like an 8.. a weak 8 or a very strong 7..would be a 9 if my chin was strong :mjcry:
 

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Focus on the money breh


Being a handsome, PAID nikka >>>>>>>> ANYTHING ELSE IN LIFE

Work on upping your wardrobe game, maybe upping your crib (furniture, atmosphere, etc.,), education, working out (take a boxing class, or yoga.) and do all the shyt you want to do while you're inbetween women.


Not worrying about dates, gifts, or whatever and build yourself up
This post literally made me remember how fun boxing classes were and now I about to sign up again
 

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@ some of the pipe dreams brehs are talmbout in this thread.
Im saying though :russ:
 

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When you're in a closely seated place like a Theatre or church with close seating you will get grinded on.

One thing thats kinda wack is when a female in a high position starts liking you at work or in an organization. After while you can't duck her and if you try to reject her nicely shes like "You DO know who I am right? ok so come here"
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Mine is technically a "handsome negro with a sexy voice" problem


okay, women love my voice. Even back in the days when I was a simp, I was always getting women's attention just on the strength of my voice alone. (one chick back then even told me, "you have absolutely no swag.... but your voice... your voice has swag")


So anyway, I used to be really self-conscious about it...

but yrs of phone sex later (even making one girl have her very first orgasm over the phone - true story :shaq:)
I have learned how to use my voice as a weapon




And sometimes it can cause professional issues at work...

This past Friday, girl calls from ATT (we're getting some work done on our phone lines)

I was having a bad day, brehs, so I'm trying to rush ole girl off the phone

so I'm like, "yeah, mm-hmm, yeah, okay, yeah, thanks, have a nice day"

she won't let me go though :wow:

she starts turning her seductive voice on, talmbout, "so wait, wait, wait, you having a good day? how are you? what's your name? do you want to know what my name is? do you like my name? do you like intriguing women? I'm intriguing..."

:wow: she turned on the super sexy in her voice too.... and my boss was right in the next room... I'm sitting there trying to keep my composure, cause she's trying her best to get me hot :whew:

Couldn't say what i wanted to say cause bossman was around

wasn't worth issues at my job

but if he hadn't been there.... :takedat:
 
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A #1 handsome nikka problem I have, is y'all are conceited as fukk, and your simple asses always needs attention, and want someone to stroke your damn ego. Y'all don't have no type of real life problems like black women do whether we are pretty or ugly. Y'all just want something to complain. Shut the fukk up, and enjoy being pretty,& stop being so damn conceited, a$$holes:birdman:.

P.S. this is one of the many reasons, I will be more than happy to become a spinster with my hundreds cats
 
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