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Big Boda

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No homo:whoa:but Pic violations are in effect right now. Before a single dam gay joke comes thru lemme say no homo, just dont want nun yall claiming the set:birdman:. If you anit put in work in the reveal thread you:ufdup:

nohomo card declined.

Ladies decide who is handsome and who is not. Women have the hormones to pick handsome features in men. Its not up to dudes to judge another dudes looks for attractiveness. :mjlol:

For a dude to come around like "I don't believe it let me see a picture of you breh." is sus.
 

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nohomo card declined.

Ladies decide who is handsome and who is not. Women have the hormones to pick handsome features in men. Its not up to dudes to judge another dudes looks for attractiveness. :mjlol:

For a dude to come around like "I don't believe it let me see a picture of you breh." is sus.
Who did you think i meant, stupid. Daps from the ladies here would be the judge as it always is.....which is why ii mentioned the reveal thread
 
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Yesterday I realized that I've almost never struck out with a woman I actively pursued.

Either my game is on some SSJ level or I have shytty taste and I'm targeting women well below what I could get looks wise :patrice:.

It might be the latter breh. I remember when I was younger I was running through bytches :banderas: then I looked back and a lot of em were :huhldup: status.

Once I started going after the baddest of the bad that shyt had a nikka like :dahell::dwillhuh::mjcry:
 

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No homo:whoa:but Pic violations are in effect right now. Before a single dam gay joke comes thru lemme say no homo, just dont want nun yall claiming the set:birdman:. If you anit put in work in the reveal thread you:ufdup:

Yute....:dahell:

I don't need to show u my picture, I already did in the men reveal yourself thread n remove my shyt...Like 7 or 8 females already dap my shyt. :banderas:
:mjcry:

And why would u want another man to show u his picture? :scust:

Homo or not thatt's sus my yute... :whoa::ufdup:
 

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shyt happened again today. Even my coach thinks I be bagging a lot of bytches. I be like where:what:


I "supposedly" backed into some chicks car at the drive thru. She got out hot..pissed off talking about I hit her car

I got out the car in a wife beater like "Where at:birdman:" because I didn't feel shyt and our cars wasn't touching.

She was like "it's ok:whoa::whoo:"


She was cute too but I was in a bad mood already.
 

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had a thick lady coworker start telling me how she working out now and asking me if she need to lose pounds.. i was like "u good sista as long as you're happy" she lifted her shirt a lil bit and asked "really?" :shaq:

im like dayum..they stay tryna get a brotha caught up on the job.

another coworker was on a ladder one time and if you look up all u saw was cakez. she called down to me like "do I look taller now Boda? :shaq:" i was like yea:jawalrus:

we were around this short square gate and she was like "if this was a jacuzzi would you get in it wit me Boda?" i lost some cool points because I was blushing too tough and not answering right away like i guess lol.

a dude co worker was like girl hell yeah and put his leg over the gate like "this nikka bs'n she fine"

i aint tryna wife up no coworker Im tryna get this paper. I hate when they guilt trip me about not tryna holla.
 

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Im gotten more p*ssy on accident then most guys get on purpose :manny:
It's a by product of takin care of myself,I get told all the time that I'm handsome,even tho I don't be leave it and let it get to my head,on top of me NEVER being thirsty,my guess is most girls are like "why isn't his young sexy ass charismatic gorgeous face havin ass hittin on me?:patrice:" and that always leads to them makin the first move and after that it's a wrap :ehh:
 

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Im gotten more p*ssy on accident then most guys get on purpose :manny:
It's a by product of takin care of myself,I get told all the time that I'm handsome,even tho I don't be leave it and let it get to my head,on top of me NEVER being thirsty,my guess is most girls are like "why isn't his young sexy ass charismatic gorgeous face havin ass hittin on me?:patrice:" and that always leads to them makin the first move and after that it's a wrap :ehh:

This nikka:russ:




































:mjcry:
 

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This nikka:russ:




































:mjcry:
Just work out,take care of your appearance,dress well,get money and put yourself around woman and they will flock,every job I've had I've fukked every female co worker worth fukkin,Im trappin out of a strip club now,and now it's like shootin fish In a barrel :takedat:
 

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This thread is depressing, I wish I had some of ya problems :to:

Yute, even if u look like seal, you'll still get Pum Pum. It's not hard, like other posters said, you need confidence, take good care of yourself ( working out in the gym), nice clothes, MONEY, GOOD HYGIENE, know how to spit a little game, and BOOM Pum Pum falls in your lap. Another poster said what if "Micheal Jordan never believe in himself and never pick up a basketball"? :ohhh:

I've seen yutes that looks like Gucci man or Lil Boosie bag dimes. :ehh:
 

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Yute, even if u look like seal, you'll still get Pum Pum. It's not hard, like other posters said, you need confidence, take good care of yourself ( working out in the gym), nice clothes, MONEY, GOOD HYGIENE, know how to spit a little game, and BOOM Pum Pum falls in your lap. Another poster said what if "Micheal Jordan never believe in himself and never pick up a basketball"? :ohhh:

I've seen yutes that looks like Gucci man or Lil Boosie bag dimes. :ehh:

Exactly. If ya mind ain't right none of this shyt will come together. Being confident and knowing how to talk are key parts of it. It's the logical place to start. But you also can't put so much emphasis on bytches that you are so deficient in other areas. You got cats with tons of $ but zero social skills, zero life experiences and then think they don't have to care of themselves and develop a personality.
 
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