The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

[ThaRealness]

I totally, like, get way too much poontang

 

[TheIsleofMan]

at dudes describing themselves like the chick who said she looked like Janet Jackson from Friday

 

[aaaaaaa]

just tellin life stories breh im sure u been through some of this stuff. cant just be me.
When i was a kid I was but it seem like the moment I started playing JV football getting my self esteem game up and caring about my body muscle game the whole world started opening up to me.
After you grow up clowned and made fun of the new world of attraction still blows you away because I remember how to be humble.
Alot of times when these fine azz ladies start checking for me i be like "the old 'fine girl wants you' trick ..this shyt is a trap" but then I remember its because I'm Me.

I aint bout to put everything on the table but if you only knew what I been through to still be standing.. i can completely understand why so many treat me like a boss everywhere I go. I know what I want out of life and who I am now. When I'm at different places I notice the change in treatment like the dudes around me get while I get "Hey whats up bossman anything u need I got you" its preferential favortism for me.

Yea yea.

You do realize it's cuz ur 6'6" right.

 

[Bless't]

When all races, colors and creeds find you attractive...

 

[chosenaledge13]

Proof of the handsomeness or thread is filled with ugly hoes

You a brehette correct?

 

[InDePickWest]

You a brehette correct?

I possess a vagina.

 

[RiffRaff]

its a different dynamic when you dark skin and handsome

 

[old_timer]

i don't think i'm "handsome" but i have a couple of stories..
file these under whatever

so i was about 31-32
i was up for two awards within my company
it was a signficant moment in my career
so there was the big awards dinner at the hq office
and i won both awards

afterwards, later that night- my wife actually said-
"you never would have gotten those awards if you weren't good looking"
just like that- it sincerely made me mad
i had been putting up the equivalent of iverson 2001 numbers
imagine leading the division in mnutes per games, points per game, steals per game
"no one cares about that, it's because you are good looking"
this is my own wife acting lke this
she couldn't imagine i might just be the true mvp

okay that was a depressing story


story #2
i was a junior in college and dating this high maintenance fashion plate
she couldn't afford her tastes, so she would boost stuff out of the department stores
sometimes she'd drag me along so i'd stand there like
while she's scheming and shoplifting and switching tags
so these two stern plainsclothes employees walk up with clipboards
i was like "that's a wrap- it's been nice knowing you, girl"
but instead they are asking me to be a model in the store's fashion show

really?? so fukk it, i did it
they paid me in gift certificates and i got to keep all the clothes i put on
poor girl was fuming because she always wanted to be a model and they ignored her like dogshyt
then she tried to get me to spend the gift certificates on her
i was like "naw, these are mine"

 

[RiffRaff]

i don't think i'm "handsome" but i have a couple of stories..
file these under whatever

so i WAS about 31-32

FOH breh, I ain't even read the rest of the story after this part.

We Young and Handsome in here playboy.

Ol Hugh Hefner ass nikka

 

[RealAssanova]

@RealAssanova plausible deniability it has to be confirmed that you are interested and available before any real interest is conveyed, no girl wants to hear how she's been chasing after so and so, ceeb badanaa

ye but going about in a pussified way? How come ya'll can get a pass for the whole i got your number from so and so approach..but if we were to try this..we'd be labeled as a creep?

besides, we all kno how it goes for gabdaha somaliyeed

stay stuck up in your 20's and reach your 30's which is when the panic starts to set in and you end up settling for a cab driver

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

@RealAssanova better those ones, kuwa ninka taajirka ah nagta labaad u noqda


As for the phone thing, females can get away with pretty much anything


And guess whose fault that is

 

[Carlton Banks]

When a ugly bytch tells you "you're so shy"


Nahhh bytch, I just ain't tryna talk to ya uglasss

 

[chosenaledge13]

I possess a vagina.

Not sure how to take that...As long as you not a brehmaphrodite, where dem pics at?

 

[Big Boda]

Yea yea.

You do realize it's cuz ur 6'6" right.

if your spirit aint 6'6" it don't matter.
I was tall when I was a kid and without confidence people hit you with the "haha lookadat "
now it be like "girl look at him "

 

[Idaeo]

I can't stand when I hear "I'm normally not attracted to black guys, but....."






it just makes me hate-fukk a little harder....