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RealAssanova

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@RealAssanova better those ones, kuwa ninka taajirka ah nagta labaad u noqda :damn:


As for the phone thing, females can get away with pretty much anything :sas2:


And guess whose fault that is :sas1:

so u sayin you'd be one of those chicks :mjpls:

i unno why nikkaz stress over ya'll....i mean, 98% of ya'll balloon after havin a kid :heh: them sagging bingo wings :scusthov:

lemme ask u summin horta....how come i NEVER EVER seen a somali chick in a bathing suit? what insecurities are ya'll hiding?:lolbron:
 

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@RealAssanova it hurts me to call a Somali brother an idiot but forreal :beli:

Why haven't you seen Muslim women in bathing suits, like seriously now :usure:


You've got too much beef with the sisters, time to settle down walaal, the game is getting stressful :steviej:
 

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Got a fresh awkward story for today .. just got back from the the grocer...

This dude BabyMomz was in front of him and she came in the isle in front me she hit me with the :shaq: But! the crazy thing is her baby daddy was Behind her with the baby he couldnt even see her face and he still got pissed like "I know she just gave him the damn look i Know it..FDB" :mjlol:

So I'm putting my items to get rang up and the chubby white cashier girl start talkin my head off smiling tellin me all about her plans for christmas.. Other customers start looking like "dayum she on him heavy".
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I'm just giving her one word answers to try to chill her out thinking "girl if you dont just ring me up so I can go". The black ladies in line got competitive and started reaching closer to me to put their items down while the white girl talked. Girls choosing draws too much attention sometimes when u just trying to get in and get out of a store.
 
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Got a fresh awkward story for today .. just got back from the the grocer...

This dude BabyMomz was in front of him and she came in the isle in front me she hit me with the :shaq: But! the crazy thing is her baby daddy was Behind her with the baby he couldnt even see her face and he still got pissed like "I know she just gave him the damn look i Know it..FDB" :mjlol:

So I'm putting my items to get rang up and the chubby white cashier girl start talkin my head off smiling tellin me all about her plans for christmas.. Other customers start looking like "dayum she on him heavy".
d5e80000_carmelo-anthony-surprised-face-geeksandcleats.png

I'm just giving her one word answers to try to chill her out thinking "girl if you dont just ring me up so I can go". The black ladies in line got competitive and started reaching closer to me to put their items down while the white girl talked. Girls choosing draws too much attention sometimes when u just trying to get in and get out of a store.
 

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No homo:whoa:but Pic violations are in effect right now. Before a single dam gay joke comes thru lemme say no homo, just dont want nun yall claiming the set:birdman:. If you anit put in work in the reveal thread you:ufdup:
Mine are in the thread....
 

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just tellin life stories breh im sure u been through some of this stuff. cant just be me.
When i was a kid I was :flabbynsick: but it seem like the moment I started playing JV football getting my self esteem game up and caring about my body muscle game the whole world started opening up to me.
After you grow up clowned and made fun of the new world of attraction still blows you away because I remember how to be humble. :wow:
Alot of times when these fine azz ladies start checking for me i be like "the old 'fine girl wants you' trick:rudy: ..this shyt is a trap" but then I remember its because I'm Me.

I aint bout to put everything on the table but if you only knew what I been through to still be standing.. i can completely understand why so many treat me like a boss everywhere I go. I know what I want out of life and who I am now. When I'm at different places I notice the change in treatment like the dudes around me get :camby: while I get "Hey whats up bossman anything u need I got you" its preferential favortism for me.


Sounds familiar.....:sadcam:

Even today if I fine chick were to want me, I'd still be questioning that shyt in some shape or form...
 

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the gays always checking me out :sadcam:

most of the time i don't notice it but after my girl pointed it out im like :sadcam:

this security dude at work always lookin at me like :shaq:

like i'll be in the break room on my phone and i can just feel eyes staring at me and i look and he's like :shaq:

:scust:
 

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nohomo card declined.

Ladies decide who is handsome and who is not. Women have the hormones to pick handsome features in men. Its not up to dudes to judge another dudes looks for attractiveness. :mjlol:

For a dude to come around like "I don't believe it let me see a picture of you breh." is sus.

Im guessing he wanna see if dudes got swag and not somebody posting ducktales on some:

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the gays always checking me out :sadcam:

most of the time i don't notice it but after my girl pointed it out im like :sadcam:

this security dude at work always lookin at me like :shaq:

like i'll be in the break room on my phone and i can just feel eyes staring at me and i look and he's like :shaq:

:scust:
:laff::wrist:
 
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