The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

[KOOL-AID]

No, nikka. Check her. Don't just go along with it like its all good and don't act like you can't tell a chick is flirting.

He was the same dude that got jealous of me interacting with other dudes.

I didn't get get jealous

 

[iBrowse]

No, nikka. Check her. Don't just go along with it like its all good and don't act like you can't tell a chick is flirting.

He was the same dude that got jealous of me interacting with other dudes.

how you know we don't notice when girls look

 

[CinnaSlim]

I didn't get get jealous

Kool-Aid lol. Of course not, you ho. You're too busy loving everyone else.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Kool-Aid lol. Of course not, you ho. You're too busy loving everyone else.

dnt think I forgot about @Willstyles taking you on a date

 

[Just like bruddas]

dnt think I forgot about @Willstyles taking you on a date

I ain't smash though

 

[KOOL-AID]

I ain't smash though

 

[Just like bruddas]

Yet she coming back to NJ to visit family

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I would top all of y'all but I got bald and I got ugly. Still I was a legit handsome nikka in my prime. No height, no muscles, no money, no swag.

Just pure, columbian

F

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pure Columbian?
like Columbian is a pure race.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

No, nikka. Check her. Don't just go along with it like its all good and don't act like you can't tell a chick is flirting.

He was the same dude that got jealous of me interacting with other dudes.

we dudes are dumb.
we can't pick up on signs of a female flirting.

 

[old_timer]

when a group of women think they can talk nasty about you when you are standing right there
they don't realize (or care??) you heard the first few graphic lines they said
then they keep upping the talk, thinking the new lines seem innocuous
it leaves me feeling objectified
these are grown women yall- probably married and mothers and everything

 

[O.T.I.S.]

No, nikka. Check her. Don't just go along with it like its all good and don't act like you can't tell a chick is flirting.

He was the same dude that got jealous of me interacting with other dudes.

No, women are just confusing when it comes to fukking signals...


Had a chick calling me everyday, texting me, buying me shyt, inviting me to everything, etc., only to find out she wasn't even interested...

fukk women and their bullshyt, confused ass flirting



And also, another handsome nikka problem... Your friends daughters crushing on you. This has happened twice, since I have a lot of friends in their early 40's and a lot of their children in HS. It happened again on NYE

 

[The Mad Titan]

Reading through some of this thread...











I must be one ugly dude

 

[RiffRaff]

When ya girl's friends peeping your every move waiting for you to slip up with another girl

I went to an event on campus not to long ago and my girl couldn't go because she had work. However, each and every one of her friends decided to make an appearance tonight. And I haven't really hung back out at my school since I graduated last year so I'm seeing a lot of old faces again (lot of homies, my ex girl, some jumpoffs, some girls that may have indirectly heard about me, and some genuine female friends).

Anyways I see an old acquaintance, I consider her a friend but she was kinda crushing on me senior year. Now let it be known we are squished in this hallway waiting for them to open the doors to the probate and I see my girl's clique a few feet away as my "acquaintance" approaches. Everything is cool at this point.

She says,"Riffraff is that you , I haven't seen you in forever. You look good"

She's loud as fukk and I see my girl's clique look over like .

I still think it's harmless at this point so I'm like , playing jokes and shyt saying I'm an old man now.

Once again she's very loud, and says "You look older, but you're still very handsome "

I look back over at my girl's clique and they're on that

So the doors open up and she was like, give me a hug before I lose you in the crowd, at this point I'm going

She going for a full body on body frontal hug and I had to give ol girl a discreet stiff arm wrapped into a side hug wrapped into one move.

Had to go from

To

in an instantaneous motion. Pulled it off though, one of my girl's friends though was still looking like "mhmmmmmm" though.

Needless to say I was dodging and ducking the entire night and still had an unpleasant argument the next day

 

[Big Boda]

One thing thats annoying if you in school is when the teacher start hatin'. A shorty go out of her way to work at the same table as you then act like yall focused on the project while she putting her body on you.. then..

Mr. Davison "UH YOUNG LADY! I want you to work over There"

cause he peep her low key slow windin' you lol
This one girl in class was like "hey Boda imma get this pencil real quick don't move.."
breh.. my Arm still remember how much warm leg and cake she put on me squeezing by to get that pencil. had to fight not to make the face

One day I was down about my exam results, she looked at me and was like *gasp* "whats the matterrrr??" and hugged my head. I was missin' signals left and right lol.

 

[Chrishaune]

Getting lectured by your mom on how she thought about her kids looks when she married my dad and how I clearly wasn't doing the same when I brought a girl home . She told me she don't want ugly grandkids

That's the type of ether that affects you to eternity......