The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

[Tribaligenesis]

I wish I could have some of these issues

With great power. Comes great responsibility. You sure you'd be able to handle the baggage that comes with it .....Young padawan?

 

[Redwood]

lol i thought about giving this thread a bump a while back and was like nah lol mfs be hating accusing ducktales etc. we back though lets go.

Brief story. I'm in the neighborhood and a young black couple is walking my way I nod and say "how yall doing" just basic courtesy. The sista says "Heeey " Later on I hear her outside assuring her man that she doesn't like me more than him. I don't even know these people all of this drama from me saying "hi how yall doing"?


In the grocery store I noticed sometimes fine ladies with a family give me a sad lust look like "shoulda chose You" looks.

when women are choosing I notice they Aim their booty at me when they know I'm sitting or standing behind them lol literally try to predict where im at behind them left, right or center and switch the booty to face me its like they have a aim sight on the small of their back

and they go into modeling mode. Nowdays they actually make it bounce on the slick..sometimes lowkey sometimes highkey ..They stomp or adjust their jeans and let go so the booty jiggles. Lady in this nice burgundy summer dress at the gas station waited till the other customers left, got ahead of me in line and started doing the left cheek right cheek.Its like they do this routine "you better holla or you gonna miss out on alllll thiiiissss"

Of course I trip off these situations cuz i really aint no trey songz morris chestnut face azz dude but whatever. brehs who get chose know i aint lying about none of this shyt.

You could literally feel people catching feelings from you curving them. It's both and at the same time.

 

[Scuti]

I walk in rooms and get attention I ain't even want

 

[FreedS[ohh]lave]

My friends wives/girlfriends don't care for me because they think because of my handsomeness that im a plays and women are always around me that I'm gonna get their husbands in trouble

Meanwhile when they see ugly members of the crew with their husband it's because they know they can't get their husbands tempted

 

[b_low_brown]

i get tired of ugly bytches thinking they can have me because of this simp culture

Ugly bytches think they can have u because ur ugly

 

[DrX]

Ugly bytches think they can have u because ur ugly

im not ugly for one thing....it was a bad pic...and that bytch was throwing below the belt, shes a bottom feeder loser anyway....

but whatever answer me this..what u want to fukk me or something nikka?

I got intellect and talent....why would I care about how I look stupid

im still gonna have your bytch lusting if she seen me practicing me craft....

only untalented nikkas care about looks...im a world class artist...i wear the same outfit everyday and dont even want anymore hair cuts...bytches eyes still lit up when a camera is around my neck ....

looks fade anyway.....where u broke and dusty @ 45 because u was too lazy and too stupid to invest in a skill....guess whos going to be laying next to 3 woman?

the answer is not u...u milk dud head mothafukka

and im tired of u taking shots nikka...im a east coast nikka....im not on that fake shyt nikka...dont tell me u like my work anymore nikka....

youre banned from ever buying my shyt or working with me nikka

good luck with youre rap career...and i never forget the bullshyt people say too hurt me nikka...ill keep in mine u have a disdain for me even tho i never did nothing to u nikka

 

[b_low_brown]

im not ugly for one thing....it was a bad pic...and that bytch was throwing below the belt, shes a bottom feeder loser anyway....

but whatever answer me this..what u want to fukk me or something nikka?

I got intellect and talent....why would I care about how I look stupid

im still gonna have your bytch lusting if she seen me practicing me craft....

only untalented nikkas care about looks...im a world class artist...i wear the same outfit everyday and dont even want anymore hair cuts...bytches eyes still lit up when a camera is around my neck ....

looks fade anyway.....where u broke and dusty @ 45 because u was too lazy and too stupid to invest in a skill....guess whos going to be laying next to 3 woman?

the answer is not u...u milk dud head mothafukka

and im tired of u taking shots nikka...im a east coast nikka....im not on that fake shyt nikka...dont tell me u like my work anymore nikka....

youre banned from ever buying my shyt or working with me nikka

good luck with youre rap career...and i never forget the bullshyt people say too hurt me nikka...ill keep in mine u have a disdain for me even tho i never did nothing to u nikka

nikka if you think I'm serious you're delusional. I ain't got no beef with anybody on here bro. Don't come at me with that dramatic shyt fam

 

[DrX]

nikka if you think I'm serious you're delusional. I ain't got no beef with anybody on here bro. Don't come at me with that dramatic shyt fam

bro fukk outta here.....why are you always throwing shots?

u think im a bytch or something....just because i let things slide on here dont mean u can disrespect me and then come back later dapping my post...telling me my shyt is dope....what type of bullshyt is that?

gonna call me ugly and im suppose to laugh it off right ? im not no bytch man....

 

[b_low_brown]

bro fukk outta here.....why are you always throwing shots?

u think im a bytch or something....just because i let things slide on here dont mean u can disrespect me and then come back later dapping my post...telling me my shyt is dope....what type of bullshyt is that?

gonna call me ugly and im suppose to laugh it off right ? im not no bytch man....

You are a bytch nikka, typing essays and
shyt cause I jokingly called u ugly.

What u gonna do to stop me nikka? Stop being a tough guy on the internet and maybe you'll go a day without considering suicide

 

[luciddreamer]

I didn't feel like going through this whole ish, so where are the receipts, if there's any...

 

[b_low_brown]

I didn't feel like going through this whole ish, so where are the receipts, if there's any...

I'll ban bet against any nikka here who think they handsomer than me

 

[Monsanto]

Was at the grocery store yesterday checking out in the express line. I pull out my card and can feel eyes on me. I look behind me, to the left and the right. Then I look past the cashier scanning my food and another cashier is scanning someone's food grilling me.

White girl with too much makeup going for a Kardashian look.

Full on I laugh internally and it goes into a smirk and she smiles. Grabbed my bags and left.

 

[Koba St]

Ah so this is where deluded coli nikkas congregate. Also some of these stories

 

[Rozay Oro]

I'd strangle a motherfukker to be handsome

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Telling women you're single (even though you aren't) and them seeing through your lies cause you're "too good looking and smooth to be single"