The official @illuminatos Ls Thread

[Illuminatos' Hairline]

Say brehs can we discuss how this bandwagon failed father having ass @Illuminatos has rode more dikk than skin diamond?


Can we discuss how he's played musical dikks on teams unchecked from the Knicks to the Cavs shytting on the Warriors to becoming a Curry GS dikk rider by January?

@Illuminatos what's that you say no receipts?

Went from this:

Thank God! I don't have to hear about this fakkit ass Warriors team anymore.

Cavs gonna steamroll these fukkboys next week. Can't wait.

For the record:

fukk Draymond Green, fukk the Bay Area and fukk the Golden State Warriors. Cleveland got this.

To this:

Yeah but either outcome I'm good. If Bron wins he not only brings Cleveland a ring but I get to see him shut his haters up by beating one of the best teams of all time, they'll have nothing to say about him then. If Curry wins we see not only one of the greatest single seasons by a player in NBA history but probably the greatest team in NBA history.

Eiher way, June is gonna be lit.

Then to this:

Jesus, do the Cavs need anymore help?

Right? nikkas got 1 win and now they're gassed up again.

Now after they get smoked on Wednesday they're gonna be back to crying about how LeBron has no help.

fukk it Warriors in 5.

Cavs going down before a Tuesday
Dubs up 3-1 but they ain't losing

Looks like LeBron, Kyrie, Love and the highest payroll in the league isn't enough.

He's not a Stan though

Steph Curry 2x Champ!
Order is restored in the basketball world

shytted on that nikka all series as well.

#NoAir2K18 #NoTapOut

Can we discuss how he had 3800 rep and got Negged and put over 4000 in the red in six hours?

So Apparently Carmelo Anthony Will Be A Rocket By This Afternoon (NEG Train)

Say brehs can we discuss how we ran him off for months?

So yall really ran @Illuminatos off the coli?

Can we discuss how this loser is in his 20s and still a virgin brehs?

If you're 21 and still a virgin I'm sorry, but it's too late for you

@Illuminatos Get In Here You've Officially Lost Your Excuse to Be a 23 Year Old Virgin Breh


Can we discuss how this nikka fukked up his hairline by doing his own lineup cause he can't afford a barber and had to use a Sharpie? Even had his Warriors Steph Curry jersey on brehs..

Told your fakkit ass you didn't want this smoke..

Talk shyt some more @Illuminatos

This thread was brought to you by your local coli brethren @Clout Lord & @Illeye buckmatic

With fellow #fukkIlluminatos associates @smitty22 @KnickstapeCity @dayun @Ironman @bxrfan @DonKnock @obarth @Serious

 

[smitty22]

@Sauce Dab he brought out the receipts :ThoseReceipts:... Says right here :SchoolemBrutus: @Illuminatos funeral service begins at 4pm Friday

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Rep for 10 nikkas

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Those receipts

 

[Sauce Dab]

@Sauce Dab he brought out the receipts :ThoseReceipts:... Says right here :SchoolemBrutus: @Illuminatos funeral service begins at 4pm Friday

 

[Lootpack]

 

[ba'al]

Lmao.

 

[Remote]

I noticed OP forgot to tag @Burt_Steele


@ the Carmelo thread being in the Rafters.

 

[b. woods]

 

[CouldBeWorse]

Minor setbacks for a major comeback @Illuminatos , don't ever give up kiddo

 

[Illuminatos]

Receipts? Wasn't all this common knowledge?Everyone knew I wasn't rooting for the Warriors in 2015. Ya'll been calling me a Warriors fan for 3 years now. Everyone knew all this shyt.
And why didn't you just do this on your main account thhough?First you're in my PMs asking to "squash beefs" then you do this weird shyt.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Dude actually drew a Sharpie hairline

 

[Zyne]

Rep for 10 nikkas

Then he got negged deep into the red
5 star thread op

 

[Fortunate Lee]

Forget about the gs flipfloppin

The fukk is that shyt on his head??