The OFFICIAL LARRY HOLMES GARDEN 2017 Hall of Flab AWARDS CEREMONY

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Alright folks, i sincerely apologize for the wait.

First, i want to thank @cook and @Brooklynzson, our hosts for the evening.
Also, our presenting sponsor, @3Rivers

After your votes were tallied, the committe set the bar at 30% of vote earners to be given the coveted honor of being elected into the innaugural HALL OF FLAB.

All winners are granted the Larry Holmes Trophy upon announcement

All of these athletes became flabby n sick before or during the 2016 year, and did not retire before end of the year.

Before we take a look at the primes, flabbiest moments, sickest moments, and the moments they entered larry holmes status, i want to leave you this: don't forget about Tim Lincecum next year. it would be a shame for him to retire before we dishonored him.



The first athlete making the cut, at 30% of the vote

Joachim Noah

In his prime:

The moment it was over:

Flabbiest moment

Sickest moment:



With that, we turn to an all time GOAT has been polling 35% voter turnout, we select

TIGER WOODS

In his prime:

The moment it was over:

Flabbiest moment:

Sickest moment:

Next, with an impressive 36%

Paul Pierce

In his Prime:​

Moment it was over:

Flabbiest moment:

Sickest moment:

Sorry paul

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[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Next...

REVIS ISLAND
In his prime:

The moment it was over:

Flabbiest moment:

Sickest moment:

This next one hurts

ROY JONES JR - 44%
In his prime:

The moment it was over:

Flabbiest AND sickest moment:

Lastly.

With a staggering 109 votes, 77% of all ballots, our final inaugeral member of the Hall of Flab:

RON DEROUSEY

In her prime:

Suspect wins over bookeepers causing hubris as seen here

The moment it was over:

Flabbiest moment:

Sickest moment:

Again, this process was a pleasure. Expect the nomination thread during the NFL conference title games next year in a new tradition ​

 

[Sauce Dab]

That Hall of Flab trophy

@3Rivers

 

[Detroit Wave]

that trophy

 

[We Ready]

Nice work.


Entertaining thread.



Nice trophy @3Rivers

 

[G-Zeus]

although disgusting.. i think Noah made timmy feel real ashamed when he mocked his sexuality.. thats a plus..

make em cuck feel cuck

 

[TheLostOnes]

Summing this up with two smilies and or

 

[Liu Kang]

Lmao at Rousey's prime :hyena:

 

[Vaulkner]

This thread looks very well thought out and constructed, good work.

That being said i didn't get the Noah shyt until 2nd glance..

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

What's your flabbiest and sickest moment? Hmm?

 

[str8up]

Early reports say Monta Ellis is a prime candidate for next year's class

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Lmao at Rousey's prime :hyena:

Maybe the worst stoppage ever lol

 

[Made Myself A Boss]

Cant post the gifs now but Dirk has to be put on that summer jam screen

 

[BlackDroog]

This is hilarious


But its been over for Revis since...

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

What's your flabbiest and sickest moment? Hmm?

Probably hurting my ankle running this past summer and it taking months to recover.