The Official Let's Talk Like Kanye West Thread

[VladTheImpaler]

"I want to inspire the world like Walt Disney and That Ewok from Return of the Jedi....did you see what he was trying to say about botany"

"I want to paint like Rembrandt and a 3 year old child...it's amazing"

"I see colors in color"

"I am soooo happy that I am SUPER sad almost never and I am like this everyday on occasion .....like Icabod Crane... I understood him"

 

[Armchair Militant]

"vibes"

 

[re'up]

I just had a memory today of Kanye on Sway? (I think) and he was ranting about Louie Vuitton, and extolling Christion Dior, this gleam came over his eyes and and all of the sudden he yelled (paraphrased) 'NO ONE IN LENNOX MALL GO INTO THE LOUIE VUITTON STORE' and glanced back all triumphant and conspiratorial at Sway, as if he should be in awe of his power.....

I posted in the sticked thread, we should have some real quotes in here too, to real show his lapse into his current situation, this has been coming for awhile.....

 

[Greenhornet]

why am I posting in a thread when I literally create and distribute threads?
Xenforo Ltd. dont have the answers ... I am java script ... I am MS-DOS dont touch my arm
I can speak to dolphins ... through eye contact, I just sampled the first house song all over again and closed the circuit
I am Tesla of music. There is a basement in Montana right by Phil Jackson's house where I have unreleased tracks. 300 years from now you will find them and rap music will be born again ... I literally designed my clothes after Jesus. I am parts unknown

 

[Reality]

You know I.

I'm a dreamer. I have IDEAS that I DREAM but I need to make REAL. I want to make my DREAMS solutions. Like Disney. Like Jobs. Like Einstein. It's NOTHING if you can't make it REALLITY. You know that...we ALL know that. But they don't want us to believe in US! but I belive in us.

LISTEN. I WENT to Paris and I TALKED to the designers. To the fashions houses. But a most of them aren't about SOLUTIONS. I want to be the DISNEY of fashion. Provide REAL solutions to these problems. And in people's hands. NO ONE EVEN GOES INTO STORES ANYMORE. Because you can't find IDEAS OR SOLUTIONS there. That's what I need to do. I just need the capital from a Zuckerberg. From Mark. MARK. IF YOURE LISTENING. MARK. Help ME bring more SOLUTIONS to Facebook. MARK.

 

[CokeMoneyGuns]

@YaThreadFloppedB!

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

The real reason I would have voted for Trump? Fam, it's because my wife can end apartheid. We live in that future. Right now. Today.

 

[GPBear]

"Brad Pitt is a GENE-IUS. He adopted kids on all the continents so he could never pay taxes. If you don't understand that it's because you've never spent SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS on research and development on shoelaces.
Most people wake up in America and don't even know what research and development IS.

I'm going to put a window on my shoeboxes so people can SEE what they're getting. There is no transparency in the fashion world. I'm gonna make clear shoe boxes. Like Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola is genius for clear bottles."

 

[Bugsmoran]

"I come to realize that I'm a fagg!t...
And I don't mean fagg!t in a gay type of way I mean fagg!t like the epitome of a male fashion icon"

 

[newworldafro]

"Brad Pitt is a GENE-IUS. He adopted kids on all the continents so he could never pay taxes. If you don't understand that it's because you've never spent SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS on research and development on shoelaces.
Most people wake up in America and don't even know what research and development IS.

I'm going to put a window on my shoeboxes so people can SEE what they're getting. There is no transparency in the fashion world. I'm gonna make clear shoe boxes. Like Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola is genius for clear bottles."

 

[ThiefyPoo]

why am I posting in a thread when I literally create and distribute threads?
Xenforo Ltd. dont have the answers ... I am java script ... I am MS-DOS dont touch my arm
I can speak to dolphins ... through eye contact, I just sampled the first house song all over again and closed the circuit
I am Tesla of music. There is a basement in Montana right by Phil Jackson's house where I have unreleased tracks. 300 years from now you will find them and rap music will be born again ... I literally designed my clothes after Jesus. I am parts unknown

 

[Greenhornet]

"My children are alright, but everybody knows that I had the best birth of all time"

*maintains strong eye contact*

"I am actually being reborn right now"

"BIG BOOTY bytch FOR YOU WOOOOO"

 

[VladTheImpaler]

why am I posting in a thread when I literally create and distribute threads?
Xenforo Ltd. dont have the answers ... I am java script ... I am MS-DOS dont touch my arm
I can speak to dolphins ... through eye contact, I just sampled the first house song all over again and closed the circuit
I am Tesla of music. There is a basement in Montana right by Phil Jackson's house where I have unreleased tracks. 300 years from now you will find them and rap music will be born again ... I literally designed my clothes after Jesus. I am parts unknown

 

[VladTheImpaler]

You know I.

I'm a dreamer. I have IDEAS that I DREAM but I need to make REAL. I want to make my DREAMS solutions. Like Disney. Like Jobs. Like Einstein. It's NOTHING if you can't make it REALLITY. You know that...we ALL know that. But they don't want us to believe in US! but I belive in us.

LISTEN. I WENT to Paris and I TALKED to the designers. To the fashions houses. But a most of them aren't about SOLUTIONS. I want to be the DISNEY of fashion. Provide REAL solutions to these problems. And in people's hands. NO ONE EVEN GOES INTO STORES ANYMORE. Because you can't find IDEAS OR SOLUTIONS there. That's what I need to do. I just need the capital from a Zuckerberg. From Mark. MARK. IF YOURE LISTENING. MARK. Help ME bring more SOLUTIONS to Facebook. MARK.

 

[SuaveHooper88]

"I want to inspire the world like Walt Disney and That Ewok from Return of the Jedi....did you see what he was trying to say about botany"

"I want to paint like Rembrandt and a 3 year old child...it's amazing"

"I see colors in color"

"I am soooo happy that I am SUPER sad almost never and I am like this everyday on occasion .....like Icabod Crane... I understood him"

just read along, and you will sound just like him