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The official Michael Jordan is an a$$hole compilation thread
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Get shoes or die trying
Several black activists have accused Michael Jordan of not doing enough for the black community complaining that even his shoes are too expensive for most black youths, a charge Jordan has answered himself by saying, “I make shoes for white suburban kids, not the poor black kids. That would be like opening a restaurant for people without stomachs.”
Jordan did state that he and his friend Larry Bird had originally designed a shoe made for blacks called Air Birds which featured a silhouette of the Great White Hope displaying strong fundamentals. However, the shoes proved to be disastrously unpopular with black youths as many complained about the shoes smelling “like dookie,” most likely due to the fact that the shoes were largely composed of discarded potato skins and horse dung.
“It was a cost preventive measure on part of the company. How were we to know that black kids wouldn’t want to wear shoes with an emblem of a tall white man throwing an effective dribble pass which may or may not have smelled like compost? It smelled like a farm because it was the Air Bird. The man grew up on a farm or something like that,” said Jordan.
MJ da GOAT a$$hole
Luc longley must have been :sadrigo7:
Luc longley must have been :sadrigo7:
superunknown23
Superstar
You ain't no fukking legend
Yea you eggman
I'm as much a legend as I choose to be
Take It In Blood
Banned
my man told Muggsy Bogues "Shoot it u fukkin midget"
