If you gotta tie your shoe laces on the side because your belly is too big to tie them in the middle, get your fat ass in the gym.
If basic physical activity elevates your heart rate, causes you to sweat or breathe harder, stop eating so many meals a day. Let your body burn that belly for fuel fat boy.
If you can’t see your meat because your belly is in the way, go lift some weights and do some crunches afterwards.
If women don’t look at you too long, smile or watch you walk away, because you have a big neck and your arms are in the front of your body like a T-Rex, drink more water and stop drinking liquid sugar, fatty.
If your dikk won’t stay hard because your circulation is bad or your feet are swollen at the end of the day and your shoes get tighter, do some cardio and stop thinking about your next meal you big belly bytch.
If you can jump up and down in the mirror and see your titties clap…
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