THE OFFICIAL MR. ROBOT - SEASON 2 THREAD WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jwinfield]

What's Elliot going to do to the Dark Army when he finds out that Washington Township project was run by White Rose the whole time, and he even murdered the previous E-Corp CEO to keep control over it 20 years ago?

Elliot is teaming up with someone even more responsible for his father's death than the "mercenary" Price.

 

[MewTwo]

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

What's Elliot going to do to the Dark Army when he finds out that Washington Township project was run by White Rose the whole time, and he even murdered the previous E-Corp CEO to keep control over it 20 years ago?

Elliot is teaming up with someone even more responsible for his father's death than the "mercenary" Price.

Good question

I feel like there are parts of that plan - White Rose killing the CEO, for example, that would have Mr. Robot like "Can't make an omlette without breaking some eggs ". I guess that dude would have been directly responsible for Edward Alderson's death - he died around 20 years ago too.
But other than that - he would have to be fukking crazy to give everything else a pass. But if there's one thing Elliot has told us time and time again, it's that he's fukking crazy...

 

[Danie84]

TIME FOR ANOTHER NATURE BOY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIEW OF LAST NIGHT'S MR. ROBOT BREHS


OPENING THE EPISODE UP WITH THE REVEAL OF WHO WAS AT THE DOOR LAST SEASON AND WHY HE GOT BOOKED INTO PRISON


THAT CHRISTIAN MINGLE fakkit SNITCHED


fukk YOU AND fukk YOUR GAY ASS DOG CAC

*TIMEOUT*
ACTUALLY THE NATURE BOY LOVES DOGS

*TIME IN*

fukk THAT CHRISTIAN MINGLE fakkit FOR SNITCHING


ELLIOT OUT HERE GETTING PROCESSED LIKE GOD'S SON NAZIR KHAN FROM THE NIGHT OF EXCEPT THIS nikka IS GIVING NO fukkS AT ALL


"WHEN THE JUDGE ASKS YOU FOR A PLEA YOU SAY "NOT GUILTY"


"HOW DO YOU PLEA?"


"GUILTY"


THAT ENTIRE OPENING SEQUENCE FELT LIKE A MOVIE BREHS


THAT SOUNDTRACK HAD THE NATURE BOY REMINISCING ABOUT TIMES IN MIAMI DURING THE 80'S DOING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BLOW AND HAVING THE FOUR HORSEMEN RUN A TRAIN ON MISS ELIZABETH


JOEY BADA$$ GETTING HIS FREDDY ON SCHOOLING YOUNG ELLIOT ON THE WAYS OF THE PRISON


ENJOYING SOME DOWNTIME WITH A LITTLE PAUL REISER AND HELEN HUNT

PEETA MALARKKK AND THE HUNGER GAYS WALKING AROUND THE YARD LOOKING TO FIND SOME a$$holeS TO TRIBUTE



MEANWHILE, BETA SEYFRIED TRYING TO GET HER ETHAN c*nt ON


MONICA WOULD GET THE FIGURE FOUR FOOT LEGCOCK BREHS

ELLIOT & NO FAT DENNINGS BACK TO WORKING TOGETHER


TIME TO SEE MAMA ROBOT



NO FAT DENNINGS: THAT OLD c*nt


MAMA ROBOT OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE AN OLDER KORTNEY KARDASHIAN



SHE MUST BE A HOE



WHITE WOSE OUT IN FULL CRYING GAME ATTIRE


WHIPPING OUT THAT B.D. SCHLONG TO SIT DOWN AND PISS ON THE FORMER E-CORP CEO'S GRAVE



@Hollywood Hogan WISHING HE WAS THE HEADSTONE GETTING THAT GOLDEN SHOWER FROM THAT GOLDEN fakkit



ELLIOT HAS LOST HIS GOD DAMN MIND BREHS


STEPPING OUT OF CONVOS TO WATCH HIMSELF CONVERSE AS MR. ROBOT


shyt REMINDS THE NATURE BOY OF THE TIME HE TOOK SOME PEYOTE WITH TATANKA AND STARTED WATCHING HIMSELF HAVE A CONVERSATION A MILE AWAY WITH A CACTUS NAMED BRAITHWAITE

YOU WERE A REAL ONE BRAITHWAITE

HOPE THE FAM IS DOING WELL MY CACTI



ELLIOT TELLING CAC MILLER HE NEEDS TO MEET WITH HIS BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA BOLO YEUNG LOOKING DARK ARMY CONNECT



WHITE WOSE BACK IN HIS BEARDED ATTIRE MEETING WITH 666 CEO REGARDING PHASE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WHITE WOSE TRYING TO STRONG ARM 666 CEO


"YOU WANNA TAKE A SHOT AT ME GOOK"

"I'M A MERCENARY. I DON'T PLAY FAIR. I PLAY WHAT I WANT. WHEN YOU DEAL WITH A MERCENARY THEN ALL DECORUM GETS TOSSED OUT THE WINDOW SO YOU GO AHEAD WITH YOUR CUTE THREATS AND YOUR WATCH BEEPS...ORDER WILL NOT PROTECT YOU ANYMORE MY FRIEND...I WILL RAIN CHAOS ON YOUR bytch ASS AND THEN fukk YO MOMS HOE nikka"

ELLIOT HACKING INTO BOLO'S CELL


CAC MILLER DON'T WANT IT WITH THEM CHINATOWN BOYS



BETA SEYFRIED TRYING TO SNITCH ON E-CORP

ELLIOT ENJOYING SOME NYC SUBWAY fukkERY


DUDE WAS NICE ON THE KEYS...MUST HAVE BEEN DONE THE 8 BIT SOUNDTRACKS FOR NES GAMES BACK IN THE DAY


shyt SOUNDED LIKE SUPER MARIO 3 FOR A SECOND


NANCY GRACE



FAT PIGGED FACE c*nt NEEDS TO GET SKULL fukkED TO DEATH




NO FAT DENNINGS REALIZING SHE LEFT THE VHS TAPE BACK AT THE OLD SMART CRIB


bytch THIS IS WHY YOU NEED CARBS



ELLIOT GETTING HIS JACK BURTON ON MEETING UP WITH THE THREE STORMS

LOOK AT ME

TELL WHITE WOSE OLD ELLIOT ALDERSON WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT STAGE TWO


BETA SEYFRIED JUST GIVE IT UP bytch


YOU AIN'T NO SECRET AGENT



CAC MILLER AGREES TO GO BACK TO THE SMART CRIB TO GET THE VHS TAPE


BE A SIMP WHO GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER BY NO FAT DENNINGS ONLY TO BE EMASCULATED BY HER TIME AND TIME AGAIN BREHS



AND THE MOST AWKWARD DYKE OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO GINGER STREEP JR


THESE TWO AWKWARD HOES ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER



GONNA USE THAT GYRO FOR A LITTLE SCISSOR SISTER DYKE ACTION PERHAPS



CAC MILLER GETTING THE VHS TAPE ONLY TO HEAR SOME MOTHER fukkER WHIMPERING

CLEARLY ITS MOBLINDER THAT FAT fukk


WHIMPERING KEVIN SMITH LOOKING ANGELFIRE USING NO FAN HAVING OBESE MOTHER fukkER



ELLIOT PLANNNED PHASE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THAT SWERVE BREHS



EURO JOLIE WAITING FOR MY nikka OLLIE



fukkERY


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOViews came thru and Snoop Dogg the Building

...and, ETHER'd that CaCsucKKKa HOEgan to smithereens

That's my Naitch Boy

 

[Danie84]

Could Elliot and Mr, Robot fissuring be the reason for the power going out

 

[Lakerman0834]

Nah - it's all set last year and the days are off by one.

I believe we're in August 2015 right now.

It should be off by 2 says since 2016 was a leap year. Dont know if its anything big or just a small mistake but everything should be off by 2 days

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Could Elliot and Mr, Robot fissuring be the reason for the power going out

Or vice versa. I've read some crazy ass theories about Mr. Robot being the result of some sort of brain implant.

Goofy - but the thought that White Rose/ Zhang has the same implant and meticulously manages the time between personalities is to me.

 

[Wargames]

What's Elliot going to do to the Dark Army when he finds out that Washington Township project was run by White Rose the whole time, and he even murdered the previous E-Corp CEO to keep control over it 20 years ago?

Elliot is teaming up with someone even more responsible for his father's death than the "mercenary" Price.

You're assuming Mr Robot doesn't know and hasnt already set things into motion to take him out.

 

[jdubnyce]

What's Elliot going to do to the Dark Army when he finds out that Washington Township project was run by White Rose the whole time, and he even murdered the previous E-Corp CEO to keep control over it 20 years ago?

Elliot is teaming up with someone even more responsible for his father's death than the "mercenary" Price.

Or vice versa. I've read some crazy ass theories about Mr. Robot being the result of some sort of brain implant.

Goofy - but the thought that White Rose/ Zhang has the same implant and meticulously manages the time between personalities is to me.

You're assuming Mr Robot doesn't know and hasnt already set things into motion to take him out.

These theories

 

[T.H.E.GOD]

Anybody can put me on to season 1 on where to find it to watch and catch up to this crack? Good looking in advance.

 

[MewTwo]

 

[Family Lives Matter]

nikkas quoting Richard flairs post twenty time per page has killed any discussion in this threaf

 

[MewTwo]

Elliot and Mr. Robot are losing their connection. Tyrell (3rd personality) might take over soon.

 

[choc_cardigan]

This is my new lock screen

 

[Lakerman0834]

Elliot and Mr. Robot are losing their connection. Tyrell (3rd personality) might take over soon.