The *OFFICIAL* Strawberry simp exposal thread!

[Fun Sized Psycho]

Look at this smooth operator tryin to sweep me off my feet




Not gonna reveal his name cuz I don't want any other Coli girls to try & steal him from me

He's mine

Not to be rude, but I think if you're in a guy's inbox and he's "talking smooth" none of us are going to want to touch him with s 10 foot pole.
But let me not speak for other people.

 

[Neil Tyson]

@BlackManLiveFromLondon come in here and receive this neg yute

I'm sure you're the same breddah who was talking a bagga shyt bout yardman in @Strawberry 's last thread push up your dutty badminded head one time let me kick it like penalty kick

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I don't usually speak in threads like this but I can't help it....

No diss because I don't know you and you don't know me but It's disturbing how much joy this internet shyt brings you.... Like borderline

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Bruh

 

[Vice Queen]

Don't you ever in your life dare disrespect my household that early in the morning with that bullshyt.

 

[Strawberry]

Not to be rude, but I think if you're in a guy's inbox and he's "talking smooth" none of us are going to want to touch him with s 10 foot pole.
But let me not speak for other people.

I was joking. Dude seemed really chill/nice throughout the rest of our convo so I felt bad revealing his name.

I just thought it was mad funny that he gave me his shoe size

I don't usually speak in threads like this but I can't help it....

No diss because I don't know you and you don't know me but It's disturbing how much joy this internet shyt brings you.... Like borderline

I'm just havin fun

@MostInfamous
Not sure who's side you're on but you better not be dissin @DreadBrown

Don't you ever in your life dare disrespect my household that early in the morning with that bullshyt.

What's up bytch, you good?

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

Don't you ever in your life dare disrespect my household that early in the morning with that bullshyt.

Who are you talking to?

 

[Strawberry]

Who are you talking to?

Don't mind her, that bytch cray

 

[Neil Tyson]

Don't you ever in your life dare disrespect my household that early in the morning with that bullshyt.

 

[Vice Queen]

Who are you talking to?

The crazy white broad. She knew it too.

 

[Ria_21]

well damn

 

[Draje]

Don't you ever in your life dare disrespect my household that early in the morning with that bullshyt.

This shyt seemed genuine

 

[Vice Queen]

This shyt seemed genuine

I wake up at 4 AM PST after an amazing night of wrestling down at the bingo hall and I see her ass in my mentions like fukking really? She's lame.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Here's a classic simp exposal throwback.

At the time of the original exposal I was still trying to figure out how to post screenshots and fukk with imgur.

I've had a little more practice so without further ado I present you, for the first time ever in history, all 64 screen shots of the longest and most confusing exchange of pm's the Coli has ever seen: Cac Destroyer aka Quarterback (I still wonder to this day what his new alias is)















Yeah, you read that right. He said he wants me to save my next fukk for him so he can fukk me raw for hours, then he got mad cuz I started exposing him, then he called me ugly and dissed me a whole bunch, then he tried to be sweet with me again.



Oh yeah and he also talked shyt about @Emperor_ReinScarf @charmander @Nobammerweed (or what was his username?) @KindGentlemanBishop (wait wtf was his name again too?) and @BaggerofTea




@Eric Blair was this a better exposal?

Wow, what a fukking loser
You nikkas are so lame

 

[Xane Vic]

These ugly white hoes are outta control.

They have nothing lose.

All on the Internet playin' ruthless like a nikka can't leave 'em toothless...