The *OFFICIAL* Strawberry simp exposal thread!
Loop Ba$eCrawler
All Star
Not sure how this is simping though. It's a dude asking for pics over a chat. Simping is when a dude sends a random female money or gives her all sorts of positive compliments constantly with nothing in return.
ben anderson
Superstar
lmao exactly
Uh ohhh
You were one of the first simps in my pm's
My first Coli dikk pic too
Can't believe you don't even trim your pubes and you have the confidence to be shootin out dikk pics to EVERY chick on the Coli and probably some dudes posing as girls too
Looks like you're up next!!!
P.S. Your dikk ain't shyt!
Not only do i have HOH members, I also have the president
Lol this white boy wild as he'llOh and fukk you @KOOL-AID you fukking fakkit. Negging me for being a CAC then turning around and begging a flat-assed washboard-built cave bytch for nudes. "Do you taste like Strawberries"THat's how I KNOW you get no p*ssy in real life you gay ass simp bytch. Pull up
(Lean Ambrose)
" Your all going to diiiiiie, pew pew pew"
@Strawberry what did breh do for you to put this out like that?...
Strawberry
Big Rufus is gonna give me a daughter named Apple
Claim to expose simps with weak game when you give them bait and lead them on
EDIT: This is only one person? I thought more of the Coli would be willing to get on their knees for an average white woman begging for black male attention
Nah this is one of many
Threw it up in a rush cuz @Big Rufus 2x Coli Goowop made some stupid deadline for these exposals.
BTW these exposals stemmed from @Big Rufus 2x Coli Goowop 's thread from earlier today.
But that started while I was workin at this black tie event back @ that same old folks home I was at last week (note to self: post thread link to old folks home thread)
@Big Rufus 2x Coli Goowop had the info but I had the screen shots and didn't get home from work til like 9pm.
Sat down, smoked a spliff then @Big Rufus 2x Coli Goowop told me about some thread he made and something about a deadline blah blah blah.
So then I was stoned, going through my never-ending stash of pm's and uploading to imgur when all of a sudden my apartment buzzer went off and guess who it was?
A real life simp who was "just in the neighbourhood"
Tried to touch my legs and asked if we could fukk I was like nah, I'm busy
So he left and I jumped back on the Coli to try to make the stupid deadline
Oh and I don't need to beg anyone for attention, I'm drowning in it both online & IRL
Help
im over here dying check the dates of the these messages, dude was really starving for some booty pics
Didn't think anyone was gonna notice that
You should join the Coli Detectives, I hear they're recruiting
Yall nikkas is weird, man
Do you post this in every thread or just the ones with weirdos? I'm just curious cuz I recently started noticing this.
Thank god I'm #NoSimpZone
The founder might I add
Why hello, I'm the Queen of the Coli simps. Nice to meet you.
Me & @malcolmxxx_45 need them more than you
Can I get some page one pity reps?
#GetMalcolmInTheGreen2016
Oh yeah?
When's the last time I had sex?
What's my body count?
FOH with your
I'm bout to get into this PM simp game
Holla!
@Strawberry what did breh do for you to put this out like that?...
Who in the what now?
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GoldTeef
Sarranid Bleu
Didn't think anyone was gonna notice that
You should join the Coli Detectives, I hear they're recruiting
Why hello, I'm the Queen of the Coli simps. Nice to meet you.
Me & @malcolmxxx_45 need them more than you
#GetMalcolmInTheGreen2016
Oh yeah?
When's the last time I had sex?
What's my body count?
FOH with your
Holla!
How many people can you expose?
Attention whoring getting OD Negged
idonttouchgrass
Superstar
Didn't think anyone was gonna notice that
You should join the Coli Detectives, I hear they're recruiting
Why hello, I'm the Queen of the Coli simps. Nice to meet you.
Me & @malcolmxxx_45 need them more than you
#GetMalcolmInTheGreen2016
Oh yeah?
When's the last time I had sex?
What's my body count?
FOH with your
Holla!
I'm not going anywhere near your inbox hoeI'm trying to get at @CinnaSlim
And here ladies and gentlemen is her true motivation
Oh shyt I just noticed you got no service
Broke bytch you outchea sucking and fukking every nikka in Canada and still broke af
Broke bytch you outchea sucking and fukking every nikka in Canada and still broke af
lmao you're an ugly square shaped,velma from scooby doo looking bytch. your back bout long as shyt, and your ass is non existant. you base your entire self worth on how many nikkas are talking to you in your inbox, however your're so clueless thinking these men actually want to genuinely get to know you which is sad because it couldn't be anymore from the truth. you're what men like to call a busdown. you're the last and easiest option a man would choose given on what you constantly post about. sex, black dikk, and cooking struggle replica Caribbean food. you moved from cacnada to Jamaica to chase Caribbean dikk. my dog can twerk better than you, do us all a favor and get a fukking life you corny posing cac. also idk why your friends and loved ones haven't told you yet, but lose the bowlcut. it just enhances how ugly you really are.
Oh yeah?
When's the last time I had sex?
What's my body count?
FOH with your
Holla!
