The *OFFICIAL* Strawberry simp exposal thread!

[FukkaPaidEmail]

Think I need to get in this pm game and show these nikkas how to simp

 

[surgical gloves]

This breh slapped his dikk on top of the tv remote and used it as a measuring stick

 

[M'gann]

This was anti climatic.

 

[Strawberry]

I ain't mad at all. You don't bother me none and you'll never get any pm's from me.

Who said you were mad?

I was just sayin strawberries are a sensual fruit



You think I have the time to add more guys to my simp collection while leakin exposals and having a life?

I just got another pm with a dikk pic



I feel like the girl in zombie movies that has all kinds of zombies chasing after her and she keeps running & tripping and the zombies are getting closer and closer..except the zombies are not zombies, they're penises.

Suddenly I have the urge to stick my dikk in a toilet paper roll.

Let us know if it doesn't fit

My bad he was actually talking about the comcast remote and the red all on button.
Don't ask to change the TV at his house, remote nasty.

Can someone measure this Comcast remote so we can verify his supposed length?

What did he say it was? 7" or 8"?

Sounds like

Actually @ben anderson can you just take a picture of your dikk next to a ruler and pm it to me?

That would probably be easier.

Think I need to get in this pm game and show these nikkas how to simp

Let's see what ya got

 

[MeltzerDirtySprite]

 

[Strawberry]

 

[wickedsm]

Wait strawberry is a cacette?

You may not be **** but you're definitely a man/ somebody's alias.
This sudden wide eyed innocent shyt is aggravating and transparent as fukk.
Sit back and continue you're "I'm a girl I proved it" act and watch your pm box for dikk pics and stop pushing your luck.

 

[It is a mystery]

Sohh @KOOL-AID tryna holla at @Strawberry
koolaid is seeing someone IRL
strawberry is seeing someone IRL
it isn't each other
their significant others share that guy/girl to TLR
2015 yall:tnotmybusinesstho:

 

[YeLovesBoston]

Sohh @KOOL-AID tryna holla at @Strawberry
koolaid is seeing someone IRL
strawberry is seeing someone IRL
it isn't each other
their significant others share that guy/girl to TLR
2015 yall:tnotmybusinesstho:

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

Let's see what ya got

 

[KOBE]

it's 6am in montreal. you even sleep?

 

[iBrowse]

 

[jbrad]

So where's this pic? I'm not following the hype forreal.

 

[iBrowse]

AY YO! DOG, I MEET bytchES, DISCRETE bytchES

STREET bytchES, SLASH, COLI POSTING SWEET bytchES (WHAT?)

MAKE YOU WANNA EAT bytchES... BUT NOT ME

Y'ALL SIMPS EAT OFF THE STRAWBERRY PLATE ALL YOU WANT, BUT NOT D

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

AY YO! DOG, I MEET bytchES, DISCRETE bytchES

STREET bytchES, SLASH, COLI POSTING SWEET bytchES (WHAT?)

MAKE YOU WANNA EAT bytchES... BUT NOT ME

Y'ALL SIMPS EAT OFF THE STRAWBERRY PLATE ALL YOU WANT, BUT NOT D

I know I ain't the only one who read this shyt in DMX's voice