The one friend who can't handle their alcohol UNAPPRECIATION

[HiphopRelated]

I don't have that friend anymore

 

[Non Sequitur]

same here

I been cool these past few months tho

Yeah that was back in my younger days. I was at the club once and I tried to holla at this chick, and she politely declined.


But in my drunk mind, I thought she was trying to front on me


So I poured my drink on her head.


Apparently, she was friends with some bouncers from some nearby clubs (this was on 6th street in Austin) and me and my brother ended up getting jumped by her bouncer friends outside the club

My brother won't go to the club with me to this day because everytime we used to go out, I'd get everybody in some shyt.

 

[ItalianoCAC]

The shyt (Irish) white people do when they're drunk is unbelievable.

I used to work at this spot in Juniata in Philly and this shyt was full of everyday mut irish, polish, german white boys. I hung out in their neighborhood and we was at someones house and this chick was drinking a 40 () and went to the bathroom and mothafukkas poured lotion in her beer and took her bottle to the corner and pissed in it ....she came out, still tipsy, drinking it like nothing was wrong, and all these white boys asking her "Hey...you feeling PISSY right now?!"

I was like ...the chick was nice for a white broad too, and i was thinking inside like damn "This bytch is getting so loose...she can be some easy p*ssy for someone here in a few hours....and they trying to have her lotion and piss mouth on their dikk?"

 

[threattonature]

I've definitely been on both ends of it. I was working in Texas and acting a straight fool. This shorty I was feeling fronted on me that night and had me pissed. But we had a couple other females we were kicking it with. I was calling them bytches and never using their names all night for some reason. Well at one point one gets upset and says, "stop calling us bytches, we do have names". I tell them "you right that is rude to call y'all bytches". Then turn to my boy "these hoes is getting on my damn nerves". Those women bounced. I used to go trying to start fights, talking any kind of way to anybody. Sat in one dudes house and told him that him and his whole crew is pussies and they need to stop calling themselves gangsters. Usually though even with all that said I keep people laughing enough that it's usually covered my ass.

 

[threattonature]

But recently I been on the flip side. This younger cat from work. Seemed decent enough and none of my people go out anymore. He was begging me to go out so I said fukk it. I can drink A LOT. This dude's bragging about how much he can handle. So I get him going shot for shot with me at this Mexican restaurant where a bunch of us was hanging. Then I buy a bottle of Goose and start doing shot for shot of that at my house. Once we get out dude is beyond fukked up. What I didn't know is that he has a lot of pent up rage towards women. He's hitting on anything moving and getting turned down left and right.

We outside chilling and he just starts screaming and pointing at some girl "I want to sleep with her. But I have no shot. I AM A TOP 100 STARCRAFT PLAYER. IF I COULD SLAM A BASKETBALL OR SCORE A TOUCHDOWN I'D HAVE WOMEN ALL OVER MY dikk AND MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. BUT NOBODY RESPECTS MY GAMING SKILLS. INSTEAD OF STUCK WITH A shytTY CAR AND A shytTY JOB THAT MAKES shytTY SOFTWARE."

And I'm talking full blown screaming. And this is after the club with damn near everybody hanging outside. I'm trying to calm him down and tell him "people are staring, this is a small town, you're painting yourself as that weird guy and will never get p*ssy here again". I basically had to physically drag him into the car.

I gave him another chance to hang after and he was even worse.

 

[Marci-Senpai]

Im sad to say im that friend....after a few drinks the creativity starts to come out and i lose all sense of self control...more entertainment for myself and the homies though

 

[Mantle Drunk]

"I want to sleep with her. But I have no shot. I AM A TOP 100 STARCRAFT PLAYER. .

I would have lost it when he said that shyt.

 

[Texas2step]

I used to be that friend

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

I've definitely been on both ends of it. I was working in Texas and acting a straight fool. This shorty I was feeling fronted on me that night and had me pissed. But we had a couple other females we were kicking it with. I was calling them bytches and never using their names all night for some reason. Well at one point one gets upset and says, "stop calling us bytches, we do have names". I tell them "you right that is rude to call y'all bytches". Then turn to my boy "these hoes is getting on my damn nerves". Those women bounced. I used to go trying to start fights, talking any kind of way to anybody. Sat in one dudes house and told him that him and his whole crew is pussies and they need to stop calling themselves gangsters. Usually though even with all that said I keep people laughing enough that it's usually covered my ass.

i can see myself fukking up someday and doing something like that