The one that kissed your ass the most.....was me

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11 years I kissed your ass :russ:



At the time I could not believe that Taker would agree to say this but when I watch it now I can see that the Deadman was speaking from his heart.

The whole segment was hilarious. Vince telling the crowd that they would all be vicariously kissing his ass through JR.

Taker telling Vince to wear JR's cowboy hat before he and Angle forced JR to kiss Vince's ass. This happened in JR's hometown too :pachaha:

JR then laying on the mat after the ass kissing like hes been knocked out cold :deadmanny:


I'm probably in the minority but I used to love watching JR get humiliated/beaten up back then.
 

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Seems like people don't remember / don't know how terrible Undertaker segments/matches were to sit through during this era :gucci:

He was trying way too hard to be a bad guy

Point in case



Im no. 1
Im da man
To hell with all of you

So cringe :laugh:
 

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00-01 Taker was so bad :russ: outside of the RVD match at Vengeance, I don’t remember any good matches he had. Kane/Taker vs Kronik was one of the most embarrassing matches ever and Taker was a major reason for that.
 

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I always loved this segment. This is one of those moments in time where everything comes together to create something amazing. :dead:

-Vince was in rare from. From him yelling at J.R. to kiss his ass to dancing around with the cowboy hat. :russ:

-King's commentary. "Tell 'em about it, J.R." "What?" "What has The Undertaker done?! Look at McMahon!" "The Undertaker comes out here and says he's been kissing Vince's ass for eleven years?!" :russ:

-Undertaker's performance. "The man who kissed your ass the most.....was me." "In front of your family, and all these okie podunks, you're gonna kiss his ass, and I'm gonna see to it." "You're right, Vince, it just ain't right. He can't kiss your ass......until you're wearing the man's hat." :russ:

Beautiful. :mjlit:
 
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