The Oregon Trail - The STRUGGLE to find Oregon

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If any of my brehs were lucky to have a computer lab in school in the early 90's, there were two games that you always could play.
  • Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego
  • The Oregon Trail
The premise was simple, bring 4 members of your crew and yourself to the west. But we all know that shyt was not simple. Because once you left Missouri, is when you began to experience the fukkery. You arrive at a river that is 6ft in height, and afforded two options
  • Ford the River
  • Cross the River
No one one knows what the fukk this meant. So you choose, Ford.
  • Jimmy DROWNED
  • You also lost most of your shyt.
:sadcam: JIMMY!

The next day, you see it's 6.5, so you figure... shyt Ill do Cross.
  • Ellen DROWNED
  • You lost the rest of your shyt.
  • Also you broke a AXEL
:sadcam: ELLEN!

3 days into your journey, you've lost 2 of your crew! Now you broke a axel! Eventually the river lowers, and your able to cross the fukking thing, only to come across a new river; with a ferry. So you figure that this shyt cannot get worse.
  • The ferry tips over
  • Bob DROWNED
  • You lost a Cattle
  • Your wife Hates you
:dwillhuh::sadcam: WHY GOD WHY!

Your ass was lucky to make it all the way to Oregon, because the further you get, the more expensive shyt was. The only way you were to get to it, was if you were a Banker or a Gunsmith. Not to mention when some of your crew didn't die on the Rivers of Tears, other people can view the tombstones of your failures.

When you did reach your destination, you saw the sunshine :blessed: but knew you paid a heavy price to find a new life. :sadbron:

I know you brehs had to play this game of struggle. :ohlawd:
 

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Bruh I started reminiscing about this shyt too after posting in the RD thread. :heh:

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DeVanteSwing

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wasnt there a mini game at the end when you finished? or is this some other game im thinkin
 

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*A thief stole 5 oxen from your wagon*

Got damn. We're four deep, and we strapped and yet we keep getting stuck up like conceited bytches? No wonder these soft dudes couldn't make it to Oregon without flat lining.

*Populair has a snake bite*

couple days later.

*Populair has died*


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When I first started playing I was always the banker
never made it

Then I forgot which class I started using but was pretty consistent with making it

My shot was amazing tho on the shotgun mini game
I would fuk some deer and bears up​
 
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