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Lawd... I thought you were different @Yuffie

I did, too. :wow:

But it turns out I'm a simp like the rest of these nikkas.

So, how is your day going so far, doll? :takedat:

We should share dairy products sometime in the future, when you're ready. I could use a platonic friend like you. Let me be apart of your support system. :shaq:
 

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I did, too. :wow:

But it turns out I'm a simp like the rest of these nikkas.

So, how is your day going so far, doll? :takedat:

We should share dairy products sometime in the future, when you're ready. I could use a platonic friend like you. Let me be apart of your support system. :shaq:
Support system you say? : But today I'm being a sinner & not going to church. :yeshrug:
 

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Support system you say? :Patrice: But today I'm being a sinner & not going to church. :yeshrug:

Don't be ashamed of it. Mary friend zoned Jesus. :ahh:

Just the thought of having a companion that I don't get freaky with makes my britches tighter.:datazz:
 

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Don't be ashamed of it. Mary friend zoned Jesus. :ahh:

Just the thought of having a companion that I don't get freaky with makes my britches tighter.:datazz:
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Damn nikka caving in after 3 weeks? Where's the self control? You disgust me.
 

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Friendship????? Are we back in grade school Wtf is that? :mjlol:

It's about bringing back chivalry and having respect for women. I'm going to stand on the sideline with these flowers and pay the occasional bill. Meanwhile nikkas run through my platonic female friends like red tape for about 6 and a half years. :shaq:

Then, when she realizes that none of these dudes really want her, I'll be there to settle down with. It's a no lose situation.:smugfavre:
 

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It's about bringing back chivalry and having respect for women. I'm going to stand on the sideline with these flowers and pay the occasional bill. Meanwhile nikkas run through my platonic female friends like red tape for about 6 and a half years. :shaq:

Then, when she realizes that none of these dudes really want her, I'll be there to settle down with. It's a no lose situation.:smugfavre:
She gone steak claim on you. And stab any skeezers who tries to take you from her
 

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She gone steak claim on you. And stab any skeezers who tries to take you from her

As long as the whole hood has had a taste of her and I get to ride around in her backseat, windows down grinning at nikkas like "Yeah, that's wifey, niccaaaa!", I'll be :blessed:

I'm trying to get my simp game up to the point that I can reform hoes with no fukks given about the state of her genital interior.
 

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As long as the whole hood has had a taste of her and I get to ride around in her backseat, windows down grinning at nikkas like "Yeah, that's wifey, niccaaaa!", I'll be :blessed:

I'm trying to get my simp game up to the point that I can reform hoes with no fukks given about the state of her genital interior.
:salute: you're a better man than I am :wow:
 

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It's about bringing back chivalry and having respect for women. I'm going to stand on the sideline with these flowers and pay the occasional bill. Meanwhile nikkas run through my platonic female friends like red tape for about 6 and a half years. :shaq:

Then, when she realizes that none of these dudes really want her, I'll be there to settle down with. It's a no lose situation.:smugfavre:

its a lose/ lose situaton for you...... your wasting time in the friendzone. willingly! willinjgly gonna simp when you can pipe some other female in the meantime....
 
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