The playa in me died on friday...

[End Cruelty]

its a lose/ lose situaton for you...... your wasting time in the friendzone. willingly! willinjgly gonna simp when you can pipe some other female in the meantime....

Death before dishonor. I put my friends before anything, breh. And there's no denying true potential love from a broken woman.

It's too pure to pass up. I'm about to throw my thang in a microfiber case and let her hold on to it until she's ready for me. Plus once she get's her operation, I'll have 3 holes to chose from. There are nikkas out here getting 2/3 but once she gets that F on her license it's a wrap, feel me? I'm wrapping it up and getting that hat trick. First night, no monica.

 

[ORDER_66]

well good luck with thats its gonna be a cold summer for you......

 

[End Cruelty]

well good luck with thats its gonna be a cold summer for you......

the only thing that's going to be cold is the other side of my bed.

 

[ORDER_66]

the only thing that's going to be cold is the other side of my bed.

and thats cool with you....?

good luck with that!

 

[blackzeus]

And I was reborn this morning as a simp.

I'm chatting up this chick on the dating app but she "can't sneak away from her family". She says we can still be friends.

It's been so long for me, almost 3 weeks, and that friend zone comment was enough to make Lil' Yuff Yuff flinch with enough conviction to be noticed through my jeans. Can any of you master simps give me advice on how to not close this deal? Should I buy something for her or ask her about her day or sumn?

shyt. I'm nervous as fukk and this feeling of having a new friend is amazing. I'm used to going in for the kill so I need some advice on how to keep it platonic. A hike or picnic with several other people maybe?

When she finally dumps her man I'ma be right there telling her that he wasn't shyt to begin with and she'll find someone better. I'll be implying that she should be with me but of course she'll overlook that and find a thug nikka that will treat her like shyt

I can't wait to pick up the pieces of her broken relationship without reciprocity.

Then sit back and catch up on shameless alone

It's not simpin' to chat a bish up, don't listen to these nikkaz. The good p*ss always take time. Keep f*ckin' hoes, but be all about her in your messages. One day she's gonna be one man short on her roster and you gonna get that call up to the big leagues, just make sure you perform well on your debut

 

[End Cruelty]

It's not simpin' to chat a bish up, don't listen to these nikkaz. The good p*ss always take time. Keep f*ckin' hoes, but be all about her in your messages. One day she's gonna be one man short on her roster and you gonna get that call up to the big leagues, just make sure you perform well on your debut

And that's all I'm tryna say folks.

who else tryna speak the truth about love? about the damn game?

 

[ThaRealness]

Don't be ashamed of it. Mary friend zoned Jesus.

Just the thought of having a companion that I don't get freaky with makes my britches tighter.

Lowkey... nah he hit that

 

[Guess Who]

lol, the way these nikkas talk it's like they don't even converse with women before fukking em...how do y'all fukk girls without talking to them???

 

[End Cruelty]

lol, the way these nikkas talk it's like they don't even converse with women before fukking em...how do y'all fukk girls without talking to them???

It's not that I don't talk to my loves, it's that I almost never listen. Real talk, it's too easy sometimes

 

[Guess Who]

It's not that I don't talk to my loves, it's that I almost never listen. Real talk, it's too easy sometimes

Lol, it's just these Coli nikkas act like treating a woman well is against the rules...nah, you can treat a woman well without being overly effusive, self-sacrificing, and putting her on a pedestal. Treat a woman with respect, but don't treat her as if she is special until she earns it, because she ISN'T special until she's demonstrated why.

 

[The Burger King]

It's about bringing back chivalry and having respect for women. I'm going to stand on the sideline with these flowers and pay the occasional bill. Meanwhile nikkas run through my platonic female friends like red tape for about 6 and a half years.

Then, when she realizes that none of these dudes really want her, I'll be there to settle down with. It's a no lose situation.

And you won't even divorce her when you find out she cheated on you with some 12-inch alpha male mandingo at her job.

#getmarriedbrehs

 

[trillclinton]

it's real simple bruh

1. ask her how her day is going
2. send her texts saying, "what u upto"
3. ask her how was school/work and if she goes to both, ask her how school AND work were
4. just smile

 

[End Cruelty]

And you won't even divorce her when you find out she cheated on you with some 12-inch alpha male mandingo at her job.

#getmarriedbrehs

Vows. I take them seriously.
Promises are promises and forever is a promise. #ongod

it's real simple bruh

1. ask her how her day is going
2. send her texts saying, "what u upto"
3. ask her how was school/work and if she goes to both, ask her how school AND work were
4. just smile

I'm the new millennium simp. Just let me do this. Appreciate the breakdown, though.

 

[trillclinton]

Vows. I take them seriously.
Promises are promises and forever is a promise. #ongod



I'm the new millennium simp. Just let me do this. Appreciate the breakdown, though.

Just live, bruh