The reasons why Michael Myers never got married.

[Sad Bunny]

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

He died when he was a child at summer camp and we KNOW his moms wasn't gon' let him get married anyway.

EDIT: He was committed to a psycho ward as a child. Marry psychos, brehettes.​

 

[rabbid]

whole time i was waiting for the music to start playing

 

[TRUEST]

Poor guy

 

[Devilinurear]

He died when he was a child at summer camp and we KNOW his moms wasn't gon' let him get married anyway.​

Your confusing him with Jason

 

[Juggalo Fred]

He died when he was a child at summer camp and we KNOW his moms wasn't gon' let him get married anyway.​

Wrong incredibly famous horror movie franchise

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Your confusing him with Jason

You're right. Mike was committed to a psycho ward as a child after killing his sister.​

 

[JuvenileHell]

bedwench with a serial killer brehs

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Wrong incredibly famous horror movie franchise

Check the edit.​

 

[The BasedFather]

I feel you Mike…I feel you…














#GMB

 

[Sad Bunny]

whole time i was waiting for the music to start playing

Our black queens wouldn’t let it get that far

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Man look here

 

[Sad Bunny]

Classic.

 

[Cheese McNair]