The Ringer-Verse Thread.... "The Racist Movie Character Draft"

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

btw, on the draft...my #1 pick is Pino from Do the Right Thing

He was a BRUTAL racist

this was legitimately the most racist shyt i had ever seen as a kid. Dude rationalized that the black people he liked weren't REALLY black

 

[jwinfield]

Black Hawk Dizzown, nikka Turtles, and anything about his dad are all classic shyt.

Van was getting the

talking about giving his pops porn a few pods ago

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Van was getting the

talking about giving his pops porn a few pods ago

breh makes Jomi and Steve uncomfortable as fukk

out the blue he'll be like "wait...yall don't put a towel down and fukk your girl when shes on her period?" in the middle of a podcast about Batman

Jomi be desperate to move tf on

 

[manyfaces]

breh makes Jomi and Steve uncomfortable as fukk

out the blue he'll be like "wait...yall don't put a towel down and fukk your girl when shes on her period?" in the middle of a podcast about Batman

Jomi be desperate to move tf on

Seeing then nikkas squirm from one of Van's stories that I can relate to be funny as hell

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Van was getting the

talking about giving his pops porn a few pods ago

That shyt was so funny. nikka basically said his pops was disappointed in the porn Van was in to
Told van that shyt he put him on was too rough, and they mess up their hair and makeup too much. He had to find another porn connect and leave Van alone. I think Van said he didnt know he had another connect til after he died and found his porn stash someone burned to a dvd for him

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Chuck and Van juelzin' their way into Chris Tucker in Rush Hour NOT being racist was fukkin comedy

breh...you love the movie and chris tucker...that shyt is grade a 'cism these dudes went to the dictionary definition to defend it

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I fukk wit Charles even tho some of his takes are wild, he was the first one really goin at all the recent superhero movies and sayin they were terrible lol then everyone else followed suit

 

[thenatural]

Funny topic but the nikka with the glasses makes me wish they made portable lockers to stuff whiny nikkas like that in.

 

[manyfaces]

He was buggin out like a mf on X-Men 97. just contrarian for NO REASON. Talking about shows he didn't even finish Dude is by default 2 points lower on EVERY midnight meter at least.

You know the bullshyt is coming when Van asks "CHARLES...what are your thoughts on "Greatest Movie of all time Pt. 2" ...

"yall... i ain't gonna hold yall....i mean....ppft.....this shyt ain't even worth my time...cause really...WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? "

Van -
Jomi -
Steve -

2 fast 2 furious > All Mission Impossible movies is legitimately a WOAT take

I swear to God I hear him saying this exact shyt with all the contrarianism his body language can muster . When Van called him out on his shyt and made it so clear how ridiculous he was being was one of my favorite moments. When this nikka said "If it was called X-Men of Tsushima yo ass would be glazing the fukk out of it" or something to that effect. Just calling out his hypocrisy on dikk sucking anything anime, while shytting on anything comic related as sub standard and ridiculous. That shyt was spot on, and I fukk wit some anime.