The Rock gets emotional speaking about Stone Call; calls it the greatest rivalry ever

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Hell son, like good old Jim Ross would always say, "STONE CALL! STONE CALL! STONE CALL!!"

Well god dang, what was my famous line? Stone Call A-U-S-T-I-N-3-1-6 for the inside information from Mean Gene on the hotline, you mealy mouth summa mabytch.

Vince Mcmahon, with that stack of dimes he calls a neck, was trying to gimme a gimmick. He said I could be Chilly McPhone, Otto Von Answering Machine, or Ice Ringer. Well, I looked at that shyt and knew it was a rib. Then my wife (at the time) says "Steve, you better eat your damn steak before it gets stone....." And then the phone rang. Hell, I'm just a redneck who jerks off to the Rock even more than I jerk off to porno, but even my dumb ass was able to put 2 and 2 together. And Stone Call Steve Austin was born.
 

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Hell son, like good old Jim Ross would always say, "STONE CALL! STONE CALL! STONE CALL!!"

Well god dang, what was my famous line? Stone Call A-U-S-T-I-N-3-1-6 for the inside information from Mean Gene on the hotline, you mealy mouth summa mabytch.

Vince Mcmahon, with that stack of dimes he calls a neck, was trying to gimme a gimmick. He said I could be Chilly McPhone, Otto Von Answering Machine, or Ice Ringer. Well, I looked at that shyt and knew it was a rib. Then my wife (at the time) says "Steve, you better eat your damn steak before it gets stone....." And then the phone rang. Hell, I'm just a redneck who jerks off to the Rock even more than I jerk off to porno, but even my dumb ass was able to put 2 and 2 together. And Stone Call Steve Austin was born.

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Hell, @NOSaintsFan02 you better get yer ass outta bed and put that thread title back the way it was so my joke still works or else good old Stone Call is gonna get in that ass more violently than Rocco Siffredi did to that poor Hungarian prostitute in Continental c*nts 5.
:whoa:

I don't want no problems.
 
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