The Rock was never young.

[WaddupDoe!]

I know he was joking bruh. :smugmj:

 

[NYC Rebel]

This thread is comedy.

 

[360Waves]

If you look old as a teen a lot of times that's the face you're stuck with for the next 50yrs before you see any change, which is actually a good trade off cause i've seen people(white) look young as a teen then look like 40yr olds at 28.

Deadass this is something I've noticed.

People who look "old" at a young age just keep that face. It literally will stay that same way for the next 30-40 years, so while it looks weird at 17 it'll look completely normal at 28 and "young" at 50.

 

[Makavalli]

Jesus i need to impregnate some somoan broads and start a team of thoroubreds. This nygga physical peak is 47

 

[JayGatsby]

Samoans are built like

Its crazy


some are stocky at 13

 

[fifth column]

See Isaiah Thomas a old looking young nikka

 

[Rigby.]

Samoans are built like

Its crazy


some are stocky at 13

I know a Samoan bytch that's like 6'1 and like 190+

Could be a full back for the Raiders

 

[Ribbs]

I swear Rock leap frogs in age. Went from baby to 15 to 28 to 34. No way he looks 43 now.

 

[puppetmaster]

he just looks like the rock with a mustache

like the rock wanted BBQ, so he had to go incognito

"Is that you, The Rock?"

"Nope, the rock doesn't have a mustache"

"Well all right"

man

 

[OC's finest]

samoan + black genes is like the genetic lottery

if your parents are samoan + black, and u aint in some kinda professional sports organization getting paid, you lost at life

whether it be mma, boxing, football, rugby, or god damn ultimate frisbee or something bruh

 

[USSInsiders]

There's no doubt he was banging all of his teachers

 

[Chris Cool]

them genes couldn't help that hairline though i thought my shyt starting to recede at 21 was bad, his shyt receding as a teenager. he rode that bytch til the wheels fell off too.

 

[Alexander The Great]

There's no doubt he was banging all of his teachers

I think he said in his book he lost his virginity at 14 to a 18 year old chick a freshman fukking a senior

 

[Jax]

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

Vampire ?