The Rock was never young.

[big bun]

Spam really gets your weight up?

Yup...only person I really know who eats Spam is one of my best friend's younger bro. Filipino/Mexican cat, 6'4" about 240 solid muscle. He used to eat Spam and eggs all the time.

 

[big bun]

You mean IS huge.

They'll literally buy out entire supplies of Spam.

I remember being at Denny's in Hawaii and seeing Spam on the menu like

 

[acri1]

I mean look at this dude bruhs.

This is the Rock at 16.

"Mothafukka you look 30."

I actually am 30 and dude looks older than me.

 

[puppetmaster]

@ this thread



Ya'll nikkas aint shyt.

I would never want to be famous. Coli cats don't discriminate in who they jab

 

[Tony D'Amato]

I love the rock and all,but im 28,and if I ever got into a fight with 16 yo rock..ima have to shoot that nikka! I ain't taking that L lmao.

U got a time machine?


Rock's pops look like Blacula

 

[RichieRich]

This is the Rock at 16.

"Mothafukka you look 30."

Looks like a real estate agent pop up ad

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I thought he had wide frame until seeing him next to Barkley.

yea don't believe that movie shyt... barkley is what? 6'4-6'5 looks like he's about half a foot taller than dude and definitely wider

don't get me wrong... rock is a built ass nikka... but all that cartoony shyt in fast and furious is good camera angles like how they make tom cruise like 6'5 and he's 5'4

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

He's not even black dumb ass. He's Asian.

"soulman" rocky johnson....rock's dad

nikka look asian to you breh?

 

[skb1065]

yea don't believe that movie shyt... barkley is what? 6'4-6'5 looks like he's about half a foot taller than dude and definitely wider

don't get me wrong... rock is a built ass nikka... but all that cartoony shyt in fast and furious is good camera angles like how they make tom cruise like 6'5 and he's 5'4

damn hollywood has tricks up their sleeves

 

[Alexander The Great]

Rock look like he worked at East Side with Morgan Freeman

Mr. Darnell looking ass

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

damn hollywood has tricks up their sleeves

hollywood is a bytch... see 99% of these people and they look NOTHING like what you see in person... a lot of long angled shots, cutaways, lifts/boxes, purposely hiring shorter women to co star, sitting scenes..... etc etc etc

 

[Broad Street Bully]

he just looks like the rock with a mustache

like the rock wanted BBQ, so he had to go incognito

"Is that you, The Rock?"

"Nope, the rock doesn't have a mustache"

"Well all right"

I swear I read this shyt in his 1999 promo voice

 

[Amphibious]

nikka look asian to you breh?

His father has more Asian genetics than his mother has BLACK.

 

[Danie84]

Them LeBROCKy Dualities

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

His father has more Asian genetics than his mother has BLACK.

the nikka is black breh


at what point and time did we start trying to trace people's genetic percentages... when we have zero clue of their family history... to determine when black nikkas with afros are really black or mostly asian or some other shyt

your dad is black, part black, mostly black... you fukking black b... go ask some white people what they are.. they'll explain it to you better than i can