The rules of pimpin’

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Ran across this browsing and thought some of y’all could benefit. Not saying u have to be a pimp or are aspiring to. This list is pretty informative and the rules can help A LOT of u in your journey to catch better quality women.

I’ve omitted some of these bullet points bc I know how sensitive a lot of u simps can be. Just looking out for my coli bredren and sistren (yes these rules can apply for women too)

A Pimp...

* keeps his emotions to himself! (First an foremost)
* is his own best company.
* doesn't get paid for screwing. He gets his pay from always having
the right thing to say to his females.
* with sense never lets a female go who still has some trick in her.
* is really a ***** who has reversed the game.
* should be prince charming to the females.
* should always have one thought in his head, Pimp Or Die!!!
* should always be determined in any and everything.
* should always recognize and respect other pimps.
* should never accept anything but his money.
* must be serious!!!
* has to be married, married to the pimp game!!!
* could cut his dikk off and still pimp his ass off!!!
* is the lonliest person in the world.
* wants any female who can make him money.
* cannot feel like a pimp with one female, raise a stable.
* loves it when his women love him.
* has to use great pressure.

Women...

* A pimp with a fine female has to keep his game tight.
* Females always try to find a weakness in a pimp.
* A female will always leave you if she has money. Keep them broke.
* A pretty black female and a white female are alike. They will try
destroy your stable and leave you broke.
* The way you start with a female is the way you end with her. Pimp
hard from the start.
* If you chase a female you get a weak one, if you stalk her you get
a strong one.
* Don't give a trife broke female a second chance.
* Taking their money is an excellent way to keep women.
* Have your women give you your money every time you see them.
* Always keep your women on mental file.
* There is nothing more important than what makes a new female tick
and why. Make her tell you her life story.
* Tell your women they can go down on a price, never up.
* Tell her to recruit for you.
* The tougher you are, the more she will love you.
* Make her convince you, that she should be your girl.
* It's better to have no female than half of a female.
* If your women act up, put them in check quick.
* Never put two new females together, they will plot on you.
* Have your main girl loyal to you because if she leaves the stable
leaves. Keep your game the tighest on her.
* Team your women up and have them competing to see who can bring you
the most money.
* It thrills women when their pimp makes a mistake. Don't make any.
* Never let your women break your rules.
* Protecting your women is protecting your money.
* Never let your women get loud with you.
* Never neglect your women.
* If your women gets stolen the reason why is because your game was
not tight enough.
* A female in strange surroundings is more dependent on her pimp.
* A girl from a small town has to be moved fast.
* It is bad for a pimp to keep his stable on their ass.
* Women think twice about leaving a rich pimp.
* For every girl that leaves you, get two.
* It's a good thing when you can trust your main girl with you women
and your money.
* A pimp should always tell his women something new everyday to hold
them.
* Always get your money up front from your women before you have sex
with them. Treat them just like tricks.
* Make them work hard and fast.
* Run your women like a business.
* Keep your women well maintained.

Remember...

* there isn't a female you can't do without.
* pimping isn't a game of love. Your women should fear you.
* just like drugs, don't get high off your own supply and what you
supply is women.
* if you keep your money right, Ms. Justice will smile on you.
* the world is nothing but a *****, and you are her pimp!!!!
* earn your pimping degree in whorology.
* you are not a gentleman, you are a pimp!!!
* you only get great by pimping by the rules.
* pimps are like cars. The best known may not be the real yardstick
to the best one.
* you don't have to pimp, you got to pimp.
* it's a violation of the pimp laws to quit a female who is bringing
you money.
* money over women.
* the pimp game is not for kids.
* never confide in your women, keep your thoughts a secret.
* never count your money until it is in your hand.
* pimping isn't a sex game, it's a mind game.
* just like a company, downsize and upgrade if you have to.
* to a pimp to only thing more important than getting money is
getting women.
* true friends mean more than any female.
* in a pimp's life, yesterday means nothing, today is everything!!!
* the game of pimping is like a chess game, you must think before you move.

Always...

* find ways to keep your women without kissing their ass.
* be positive in everything you do, especially the pimp game.
* take care of the little things and if the female is qualified make
her take care of the big things.
* keep your mind on your money!!!
* live by the rules you set down on your women.
* keep the pimp / ***** relationship well defined.
* be a puzzle to your women, that's a way how to keep them.
* remember what you are, a pimp!!!
* remember, the only heaven for a pimp is one filled with women and
money.
* remember a pimp's wardrobe has to be neat and clean, his ride must
be eye catching.

A playa only plays for so long, then he's played out. A hustler only
hustles for so long, then he's hustled out. A whore only whores for so
long before she's whored out. A PIMP only pimps for so long and that's
for life! From all the PIMPS I've known it's been PIMP or die! Put
that on the lifestyle. To play this game on the field of life is a
hard game to play. Pimping, somebody has to do it because a girl can
give up the ass for free for only so long then she is called a whore.
She might as well get paid for it, and she might as well bring the pay
to me! Somebody has to win at it because the game in never going to
stop, champaign bottles are still going to get popped by the PIMPS at
the top of their game.
:whew: The game didn’t change bc of social media. Pimps ain’t born, they’re made.
 

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Ran across this browsing and thought some of y’all could benefit. Not saying u have to be a pimp or are aspiring to. This list is pretty informative and the rules can help A LOT of u in your journey to catch better quality women.

Naw, Bruh.

Most of this game is strictly for The Pimp Game; it doesn't cross over for Everyday Use...
 

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Naw, Bruh.

Most of this game is strictly for The Pimp Game; it doesn't cross over for Everyday Use...
Eh it’s a start for some esp who have a hard time not being a simp. But I do get where u coming from.
 

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Them Lo Lifes...
Shyt reads like he was watching pimp movies, listening to Too Short, Suga free and taking notes.

Thats some of the most square grammar I have ever read on pimpin.

And did breh quote the lyrics from Big Pimpin? :mjlol:
 
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