The sheer delusion....woman lists off 43 things she wants in her "ideal" man

[Tim Dripcan]

this is why women like her I don't take seriously and just while i walk away shaking my head at the same time. she expects her "ideal" super man to be perfect when there are no such thing as perfect in my book. by the time she hits 35-40+ reality will hit her and she'll settled for a normal guy. im not saying a women shouldn't have a preference, but my only problem is you're doing too much. no one is perfect

 

[intruder]

Steve looking at her like

You can want whatever you want. My list may be 200 items deep to describe my ideal woman if I'm not holding back

 

[MalikReloaded]

She want a perfect guy but, why would a perfect guy want her

Like yea man I'm everything on that list, I could get a supermodel who cooks like Rachel Ray but, instead I'mma fall in love with this sloppy overweight bytch over here

 

[Taadow]

i don't need much, just someone to play monopoly with for a whole day eating our favourite food.

Let's go to the tape:

- wants to spend all day eating
- Monopoly takes too long to finish


You will die alone.

 

[thirdeye]

Let's go to the tape:

- wants to spend all day eating
- Monopoly takes too long to finish


You will die alone.

A casket can't hold two people, I'll be fine.

 

[Taadow]

Why its always the bummiest woman that want a prince

...because as soon as she learned how to read, the first book put in front of her was probably "Cinderella".

 

[Taadow]

A casket can't hold two people, I'll be fine.

You must be a non-baller...they got all kinds of deluxe caskets now.

 

[Elle Driver]

I get bored easily so I actually prefer crazy.

At least you're honest.

 

[Taadow]

Dudes don't care if she's crazy or not.

That's not true.







...we KNOW she got some crazy in her. We just wanna know what kind,
when it's most likely to strike, and is it something that we can harness.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Sounds like she likes typical coli nikkaz

 

[ThatTruth777]

cute list

 

[Ironman]

Soon as I saw an actual number .....You still single for a reason sista

 

[Action Mike]

Wife the over weight brehs

 

[#1 pick]

Funny thing is, if you made a chart or delegated the man that embodies all of these qualities in a percentage of all men worldwide, what would that percentage be? 15%? 10%? 5%? Even lower?

Then turn the tables and find out what percentile these broads that are asking for these qualities lie in- shyt starts to fall into shambles.

EDIT- On top of that... if a guy really met all 43 requirements. WHAT IN THE fukk WOULD HE NEED YOU FOR? He's better off playing George Clooney or Dicrapio, no woman would ADD to his status, only subtract.

:/

Then he wouldn't be 43, she said faithful and a good person. She's looking for God.

 

[#1 pick]

You watch the show Black Jesus on Adult Swim?

No, but I read the Bible.