The SIMP Epidemic....

[The Coochie Assassin]

At 1 end it's good to have all these simps cause the real women who want a real man are gonna jump thru hoops to keep u. But then its also fuccing the game up cause a lot of fine ass women who aren't really sure what a man is get so used to niccas putting them on pedestals and getting on their knees, when a real nicca come at them they get confused. I don't kno how many more niccas gotta get burned until this stops and fathers start teaching their sons how to win in the dating game.

 

[Worl Boss 1Don]

gallis from birth

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

The whole idea behind SIMPing is just one of the reasons I fear for the future.

Literally, members of a whole generation of men reduced to docile, neutered, subservient, and emasculated weed carriers for women

 

[1ncognegro]

Be a father to your sons brehs

 

[Abstract83]

The whole idea behind SIMPing is just one of the reasons I fear for the future.

Literally, members of a whole generation of men reduced to docile, neutered, subservient, and emasculated weed carriers for women

I half way blame the pusified simpologist drake for that.

 

[Voodoo.]

Once I saw men making "Marvin's Room" lyrics their Facebook status, I knew my generation is fukked. I write off all people who are big drake fans, he makes bitter boy and ratchet girl anthems.

 

[Two Stacks]

as a former simp....no amount of stuff you do for a woman will make her like you....you make ur intentions known and she either rock with it or not

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I remember the one time in elementary school I brought a b!tch some Famous-Amos cookies and a Fruitopia (BTW, do they still make this sh!t?)

Anyway, I go to my locker and come back...dis b!tch is sharin' the sh!t this n!gga named Marvin that we called "the ringworm" because patches in his head and I'm like

Never again. Dat harlot's treachery with "the ringworm" turned me cold foevah

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

I remember the one time in elementary school I brought a b!tch some Famous-Amos cookies and a Fruitopia (BTW, do they still make this sh!t?)

Anyway, I go to my locker and come back...dis b!tch is sharin' the sh!t this n!gga named Marvin that we called "the ringworm" because patches in his head and I'm like

Never again. Dat harlot's treachery with "the ringworm" turned me cold foevah

That's why I love nikkas who buy girls drinks at the club or bar because right before the place close I swoop in and ain't spend no money!


Me:

The guy who just spent 100 dollars and ain't get no play:

 

[kevm3]

Too many brothas out here giving these broads a free ride... we call em taxi cabs... and the only destination for these women is at the residence of a man who ain't tricking on em.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

That's why I love nikkas who buy girls drinks at the club or bar because right before the place close I swoop in and ain't spend no money!


Me:

The guy who just spent 100 dollars and ain't get no play:

I'm already tired of the club scene @ 21. I go up to a broad and she talmbout, "I don't talk to strangers who aren't buyin' me dranks" and she was dead a$$ about it too. I asked her if she wanted either a hot or cold water on tap and she looks at me like I called her c*nt or some sh!t :damn2:

Those places are only for n!ggas interested in peacocking and broads to stand around, look cute and accept drinks. Dat fruitopia is the last drink I'm ever buying for a broad that I ain't wrangling on the bed with on a regular basis

 

[Fatboi1]

I told innocent devil I would help her with a plane ticket to the east coast...is that simping?

NJ destination?? yea that's simping.

 

[EA]

I almost fell into the simp trap last year when I was 19 but the girl was hustling backwards. She accidentally let it slip that she had a boyfriend . Needless to say, I haven't spoken to her since...I dodged a bullet, brehs

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Being a simp when you're young isn't dishonorable - although it sucks. Staying a simp is something that you should seriously check yourself and reevaluate your life on.

 

[Soundbwoy]

Being a simp when you're young isn't dishonorable - although it sucks. Staying a simp is something that you should seriously check yourself and reevaluate your life on.

this we all need to learn from those mistake and keep improving on our personnal growth