The Simping Continues: Simp Tang, Simp Tang

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Seal got with Heidi Klum when she was pregnant. They met, fukked the first night, then she told him she was pregnant with another man’s baby, and they stayed together, and he eventually married her.

:hhh:


That's different doe.
Seal got this one disease...did you know that when it snows, his eyes become large
and the bullchit she was on can't be seen.













BAYBAAAAAAY, I would say that he's a SIMP FOR DEM HOES on dat chit.
 

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Lookit here mane dem folks on that fb post saying she cheated on this nikka, and let another nikka dig her out RAAAW. Only to go back to this goof ass nikka in the op. Not to mention here relationship status on the book still say single.
If you put 2 and 2 together, the story kinda reveals itself. He's more of a human doormat than a simp, not one once of pride in his body.

Some dude somewhere is :banderas: cause he's about to dodge 18 years of child support.
 

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Simps are a good thing, this thread proves it. So much honor:mjcry:

The Level of Bravery....
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Seal got with Heidi Klum when she was pregnant. They met, fukked the first night, then she told him she was pregnant with another man’s baby, and they stayed together, and he eventually married her.

:hhh:
Heidi is way richer than Seal. She don’t need that nikka:yeshrug:
 

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Seal got with Heidi Klum when she was pregnant. They met, fukked the first night, then she told him she was pregnant with another man’s baby, and they stayed together, and he eventually married her.

:hhh:


Then Heidi Klum got the 7 year itch, started fukking her bodyguard & dumped Seal's dumb ass! :mjlol:
 

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shyt Heidi p*ssy is the bomb. That shyt was his power his pleasure his pain.

That's different doe.
Seal got this one disease...did you know that when it snows, his eyes become large
and the bullchit she was on can't be seen.













BAYBAAAAAAY, I would say that he's a SIMP FOR DEM HOES on dat chit.

:deadmanny::deadmanny:
 
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shyt Heidi p*ssy is the bomb. That shyt was his power his pleasure his pain.

That's different doe.
Seal got this one disease...did you know that when it snows, his eyes become large
and the bullchit she was on can't be seen.













BAYBAAAAAAY, I would say that he's a SIMP FOR DEM HOES on dat chit.

:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

:yeshrug:And in the end you see how it worked out for SEAL

Then Heidi Klum got the 7 year itch, started fukking her bodyguard & demanded a divorce! :mjlol:

I got the story wrong. The real story is WORSE

About a month after they began dating, Klum told him that she was pregnant with an ex-boyfriend’s baby – but that didn’t change how he felt about her. It was when she was in the fifth month of her pregnancy that he realized that he wanted to marry her. “We hadn’t seen each other for about a month and a half, and I came to New York. She came to meet me at the hotel room, and this time when I saw her, she had this bump,” he told Oprah Winfrey. “I think it was at that point, when I saw her with a stomach, that’s when I knew. Of course we were in love before that, but that [was the] defining moment.”


:gucci:
 

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Seal got with Heidi Klum when she was pregnant. They met, fukked the first night, then she told him she was pregnant with another man’s baby, and they stayed together, and he eventually married her.

:hhh:

ETA: I looked it up, she told him one month in, and seeing her at 5 months with the bump, he knew he wanted to marry her.

About a month after they began dating, Klum told him that she was pregnant with an ex-boyfriend’s baby – but that didn’t change how he felt about her. It was when she was in the fifth month of her pregnancy that he realized that he wanted to marry her. “We hadn’t seen each other for about a month and a half, and I came to New York. She came to meet me at the hotel room, and this time when I saw her, she had this bump,” he told Oprah Winfrey. “I think it was at that point, when I saw her with a stomach, that’s when I knew. Of course we were in love before that, but that [was the] defining moment.”


not excusing/justifying any of this but at least Klum is RICH AS FUK...take away every other problematic aspect of that relationships etc, and you're left with that at least the chick youre wifing has tens/hundreds of millions of dollars that you'll be around (forever, since they had kids).

this bytch doesnt even have the decency to have a fat ass...a fukking cardboard box is all she got
 

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not excusing/justifying any of this but at least Klum is RICH AS FUK...take away every other problematic aspect of that relationships etc, and you're left with that at least the chick youre wifing has tens/hundreds of millions of dollars that you'll be around (forever, since they had kids).

this bytch doesnt even have the decency to have a fat ass...a fukking cardboard box is all she got

:dead:
 

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I got the story wrong. The real story is WORSE

About a month after they began dating, Klum told him that she was pregnant with an ex-boyfriend’s baby – but that didn’t change how he felt about her. It was when she was in the fifth month of her pregnancy that he realized that he wanted to marry her. “We hadn’t seen each other for about a month and a half, and I came to New York. She came to meet me at the hotel room, and this time when I saw her, she had this bump,” he told Oprah Winfrey. “I think it was at that point, when I saw her with a stomach, that’s when I knew. Of course we were in love before that, but that [was the] defining moment.”


:gucci:


:pachaha:Sucker for love!


 
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not excusing/justifying any of this but at least Klum is RICH AS FUK...take away every other problematic aspect of that relationships etc, and you're left with that at least the chick youre wifing has tens/hundreds of millions of dollars that you'll be around (forever, since they had kids).

this bytch doesnt even have the decency to have a fat ass...a fukking cardboard box is all she got

If Seal was a regular guy, then fine. But he has his own money.
 
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