THE SIMPING HAS GOT TO STOP (Poll Added)

[notwhoiusedtobe]

You the type of chick every woman hates. I bet you probably got 3 day periods too. lol

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I'm pretty regular and very sensitive. I can feel when I ovulate and I'll even wake up during the night in time to get a pad.

But once I get it, if I've eaten a lot of salt, caffeine, junk food, or don't get enough iron and magnesium, the cramps are horrible, I'll feel lightheaded, nauseous, and my joints start to ache.

Also, if you have a booty and sleep on your back during your period, you have to wear the extra long overnight pads or else you can stain your underwear or the sheets.

I do actually Used to be seven, now it's one day of spotting/heaviness followed by two more heavy days and fourth day is pretty much nothing. There's a trick to it, I should probably share it in the salon tho. Also, try Evening Primrose once a day for the usual soreness.

Eta: those extra long dinosaurs with wingsthey are life savers at night, facts.

 

[YeLovesBoston]

I can say this. I feel her pain. I never know when and where I'm about to start my cycle simply because I don't have many. Out of a year I may have 5 cycles… and when I do it's a doozie!

I'll run a bath for you Paradise Road

 

[Paradise]

I'll run a bath for you Paradise Road

Thank you sir…. just make sure you don't turn on the lights and leave a bottle of Advil on the sink.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Pissing in the bed, bleeding in the bed, diarrhea shyt stains in the bed can be some nasty shyt.

But the human body can do some unpredictable shyt, so accidents like this isn't worth condemning and clowning someone over. No one means to do shyt like this, and accidents happen, so I'll just be about it, just throw it in the washing machine.

 

[Paradise]

Answer this. Has any man in this thread had sex with a woman and she started to bleed and you didn't notice until you were finished? What say ye about that?

 

[HaterGz]

How is it simping to be nice to your S.O.? I thought simping was when a person goes out of his (or her) way for someone they want to fukk.

You got to be a female you fatherless p*ssy. Kind of grown ass man look at himself in the mirror and calls himself a man?

nikka you probably a women behind your avatar.

 

[no.]

That hasn't happened to me in years. But then I usually get my periods at lunch time for some reason


Still I wish someone would wake me up and say they're disgusted and furious at me because of my body's involuntary biological functions They can fukk right off I can clean up after myself but do not give me that attitude

 

[aXiom]

Lots of immaturity in this thread

 

[GunRanger]

she's getting a stern shoving to tell her to wake the fukk up, and dont dirty my nice sheets when you do


bleeding on my bed. fukk you take me for

 

[Knuckles Red]

You got to be a female you fatherless p*ssy. Kind of grown ass man look at himself in the mirror and calls himself a man?

nikka you probably a women behind your avatar.

LOL, weren't you just in another thread e-fighting with some dude you don't even know? The irony of an over emotional fukkboy like you calling me fatherless. And what the fukk are you so mad about? Just keep scrolling if you disagree with what I have to say.

 

[YoungSimpson]

Pissing in the bed, bleeding in the bed, diarrhea shyt stains in the bed can be some nasty shyt.

But the human body can do some unpredictable shyt, so accidents like this isn't worth condemning and clowning someone over. No one means to do shyt like this, and accidents happen, so I'll just be about it, just throw it in the washing machine.

Nah my nikka, I can understand the period bleeding scenario, but pissing and shytting in the bed is a no-no. What logical explanation can an adult have for diarrhea shytting and staining the bed? If I wake to a bed full of shytbytch got some 'splanin to do. I can't think of any scenario that any chick I deal with would be okay with me shytting in and staining her bed.

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

I hate dudes like this. They go on these simp rants just to get cookie points

I've had GFs throw up on me and not think anything of it but I'm not going to go on a stupid rant like this. For what?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Nah my nikka, I can understand the period bleeding scenario, but pissing and shytting in the bad is a no-no. What logical explanation can an adult have for diarrhea shytting and staining the bed? .

With Diarrhea its as easy as sneezing to set shyt off. And folks randomly piss the bed by accident. But both of these are not normal situations, if it is, fukk explaining, someone needs to go to the doctor's office.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I started mine very very young, so I'm a pro with it. I never had PMS or anything just cramped. But that stopped when I changed my diet

I take supplements, too, helps with hormonal stuff a whole lot. The only symptom I have is I get extremely right before. It's a cakewalk tho

Like any woman my symptoms have changed through the years the night before my last period started I was crazy woke up the next morning and nothing in the sheets thank God but it was there when I went to pee. Like bytch who invited you??? I also find myself kinda before it starts these new things suck too.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Take care of women brehs