The SIMPING this guy does completely disgusts, be ready to puke, brehs

[At30wecashout]

I'm gonna try on the next guy that approaches me.

Im not taking any selfies at the moment. I'm looking a little rough right now, lol.

Ok then pick up your favorite object and take a picture of it in front of a mirror. Don't hide yourself when you take the photo, just embrace that you are part of
the ambiance with the flower pot you just photographed. And send that to me

I'll get my tailor to make a rough estimate for the off-white dress you gonna walk down the aisle wearing. White is for pure women. Offwhite is for...well...your kind.

 

[KOOL-AID]

yall nikkas need to peep game simping wrks

 

[KOOL-AID]

Ha!! You've seen me before.




Lol I don't know if I've ever been complimented so well before

oh word....

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Ok then pick up your favorite object and take a picture of it in front of a mirror. Don't hide yourself when you take the photo, just embrace that you are part of
the ambiance with the flower pot you just photographed. And send that to me

I'll get my tailor to make a rough estimate for the off-white dress you gonna walk down the aisle wearing. White is for pure women. Offwhite is for...well...your kind.

You were doing so well too.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

oh word....

Well after you of course

 

[At30wecashout]

:jazzyonit:Your kind being a lady in the streets and a prude in the sheets

The type to marry me and tell me to put on a bathrobe in our own home.

The type to mock me cause I have to stand on a chair to get the pepper grinder from the top of our kitchen cabinets

The type to us Ajax to clean my bathtub, scratching the fukking enamel off

I love you, but you intentionally try my patience.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Well after you of course

ur lying but its bool....its boool

 

[Colicat]

My mom lied to me alot. Being gentleman got me dissed.and cheated on. My pop schooled me but I didn't listen till it was too late.

You are self admitted crazy...

You don't get a vote in this

 

[Neuromancer]

You are self admitted crazy...

You don't get a vote in this

And you're a woman so neither do you.get to the kitchen.

 

[GoPro]

Ok I look at it like this. You are requesting for her to take time away from her kids, to entertain YOU and vice versa. She's giving you the time of day for you to put on a show for her and she shouldn't have to come out of pocket just so you can put on a show. Dating with kids can get expensive, tedious and cumbersome depending on the levels of thirst the nikka has. Thankfully there are some really good men out here who are understanding and respectful enough to provide reasonable accommodations for his dates, making the dating process flow much more smoothly.

In the day and age where men want women to give up the ass in exchange for ... um ... well ... absolutely nothing of real value, paying for a babysitter is a reasonable request IMO.

Yea, you broads are definitely in here trolling. Ain't nobody paying for some bird's fukking baby sitter

 

[Colicat]

And you're a woman so neither do you.get to the kitchen.

As soon as you learn how to build a house and provide

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

:jazzyonit:Your kind being a lady in the streets and a prude in the sheets

The type to marry me and tell me to put on a bathrobe in our own home.

The type to mock me cause I have to stand on a chair to get the pepper grinder from the top of our kitchen cabinets

The type to us Ajax to clean my bathtub, scratching the fukking enamel off

I love you, but you intentionally try my patience.

Aside from bolded that sounds about right

 

[Neuromancer]

As soon as you learn how to build a house and provide

I can build a gingerbread house and I can hunt and kill animals. wanna know how long it takes to choke the life out of a living thing?

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

ur lying but its bool....its boool

 

[emerald]

YALL PAY FOR p*ssy ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
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