The SIMPING this guy does completely disgusts, be ready to puke, brehs

[Bless't]

one of the many MANY reasons you dont date single mothers brehs. they pump out a unit and feel entitled to all kinds of shyt

I've dated single mothers and never once was asked to pay for a babysitter. That paragraph she wrote literally had me like...

 

[DaRealness]

There's nothing left for me to say that hasn't been said already.

Let dude find out the hard way.

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

"My queen, allow me to lay under your bed and stabalize the bed using my back while your man is blowing your back out"

 

[Dr3-C]

They don't take women on dates anymore... according to Future women are only worth chicken wings and fries. LOL

Seriously though if I were a man I wouldn't go out of my way to seriously court someone that I wasn't interested in.

There is nothing wrong with going on something like a coffee date or brunch (something that isn't expensive) to feel things out.

The kinda stuff he is talking about is for relationships and not randoms you meet at the mall.

Right...the shyt you do for your wife, not any ol broad. You may find out the chick you doing all this for ended up on worldstaruncut a few times or something.

 

[Big Boda]

Someone should start an IG giving the advice that most coli guys would agree with.

"When you take her out, leave your money at home but make sure you drive all the way to the restaurant and before you go in, reach for your wallet and start putting your pants in a panicked manner, explain how you left your wallet home and how this ruined the night because you wanted to show her a great time, ask her if she wants you to take her home, she'll feel sorry and ask if she can pay, decline and ask her if she wants to chill and watch a movie instead"

 

[Kane1]

The kind that uses sex to their advantage.

I'm glad I've never met such trash in my time on this earth



It's one thing to need some one to loan you a little money but working a man to get food at your crib

 

[Booker T Garvey]

i see these types of cats all the time, this shyt works

but by this time next year he'll be in jail for unpaid child support

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

I did it!

Asked a guy if he would pay for my baby sitter for my two kids so we could go on a date and after some contemplation he said yes, he would

Men are so weird!!! Y'all will say whatever to get what you want.

 

[Solano707]

I did it!

Asked a guy if he would pay for my baby sitter for my two kids so we could go on a date and after some contemplation he said yes, he would

Men are so weird!!! Y'all will say whatever to get what you want.

No, you were dealing with a simp that probably had sex or even a kiss from a woman.

Of course he's going to say yes, breh wants to get his dikk wet - he'l even swallow rat poison just to get a taste of it. Either way, the nikka ain't built for this game.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

No, you were dealing with a simp that probably had sex or even a kiss from a woman.

Of course he's going to say yes, breh wants to get his dikk wet - he'l even swallow rat poison just to get a taste of it. Either way, the nikka ain't built for this game.

He probably wasn't but Ill cut him some slack because he didn't immediately say yes. He did at least ask their ages and if they were by the same man before he said he would

 

[DarkHorse23]

I did it!

Asked a guy if he would pay for my baby sitter for my two kids so we could go on a date and after some contemplation he said yes, he would

Men are so weird!!! Y'all will say whatever to get what you want.

Weird is me not eating fries with ketchup or me cutting all my fruit in really small pieces before I eat it. The nikka you referring to is a fukking simp. I hope he gets laid out of that shyt. You going give him some p*ssy? Who am I kidding not even a nice girl like you would give a lame like that some play.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Weird is me not eating fries with ketchup or me cutting all my fruit in really small pieces before I eat it. The nikka you referring to is a fukking simp. I hope he gets laid out of that shyt. You going give him so p*ssy? Who am I kidding not even a nice girl like you would give a lame like that some play.

I'm still laughing about it. I just couldn't believe it. There are actually men out there like that. I understand being a nice guy but that's too much. Especially for a stranger.

And No I was not going to give him anything, lol.

 

[Gonzo]

Actually being a gentlemen is not hot in the coli streets I see. Your mothers didnt raise you right...yes I said it.

I love my mother but not every body with a vagina deserves the respect my mother deserves. I have no idea what point you were trying to make with this goofy ass statement.

 

[Neuromancer]

That Data gif.

 

[Neuromancer]

I love my mother but not every body with a vagina doesn't deserve the respect my mother deserves. I have no idea what point you were trying to make with this goofy ass statement.

Waiting to see her rebuttal .