The smallest things you've bushed a chick for?

[AMcV'88]

i'm sure i told this before but....she got a haircut. i really didn't like and i wasn't sticking around for it to get back to normal.
by the time i contacted her again she was seeing somebody and i'm sure she was engaged to him last time i checked.

so i did gave her a helping hand really.



but on the subject of bushing someone, i just did it before i even had to the chance to even think about anything.
i found out she used to be fat..and when i looked at her pics i could now tell she used to be chubby.

 

[Serious]

Bushed a chick that allowed her sister and her friends to cheat on their boyfriends. Often lied to cover for them.

I'm sure they'd return the favor had I stuck around.

Smart move, they'd have no problem convincing her to cheat as well.

 

[Serious]

sideburns

Pointy elbows

 

[intruder]

She posted this and other memes like it on Facebook

Spoiler

It's like this shyt is their new status symbol for real But if you insist on bragging i'm sure i had more than you by my 8th birthday, anyway

 

[Lordgodking Nyc]

Once I was seeing a Jamaican Nurse. She was redbone gorgeous had a nice Rav 4 and a condo. She was really nice educated humble with a sense of humor. I met her a Shea butter poetry slam in BK. She lived up state but didn't mind commuting to see me. We dated for a while and we're getting really serious. I even went with her to Canada to see her family. So at about the 13 month mark I at her crib and she get a phone call. While she on the phone I look in the closet and see a full Steve Harvey suit. I'm like who the frudk clothes in dis bish closet. She start talmbout his girl kicked him out. He needed some place to leave his work suit. I asked her how the suit got here. She said he drove. I told her to tell him to come get this ish right now. He came and she took him the ish down stairs. By the time she came back up I was dressed and leaving as well. She was shocked that I was serious. I'm from Harlem and plenty of dudes died in that same situation. She was blowing up my phone for a while but I had to bush her off principal. She wanted to get engaged and have my seed brehs. Two years later she a single mom and I started dating my current wife. Dump them slick broads brehs, they dangerous.

 

[TRUEST]

reckless eyeballing

 

[Don Diego]

She shytted and didnt flush or at least check to see if the shyt went down.

 

[prince_peoples]

One bytch made the mistake of telling me her ex was white.

One bytch posted a pic of me on her snap

One bytch took a pic of me while sleeping and send it to her friend

One bytch would only let me fukk from the top or ride my dikk the first time we fukked.

I Can go on for days.

 

[intruder]

I'm about to bush one right now. THis brawd ALWAYS got some emergency and needs money

 

[Daio]

She wouldn't tell me where she was on a night I wanted to chill.

 

[intruder]

She shytted and didnt flush or at least check to see if the shyt went down.

Oh, hell no!

 

[Don Diego]

Oh, hell no!

Thats how i came out the bathroom breh i couldnt believe it. Ass was dumb phat but after that i couldnt even look at her the same

 

[intruder]

Thats how i came out the bathroom breh i couldnt believe it. Ass was dumb phat but after that i couldnt even look at her the same

I mean... If we were already at the crib about to smash...i might have still smashed and would have bushed her afterwards.

But then again, nah... tough to fukk a chick after she took a shyt and you seen the shyt.

 

[Don Diego]

I mean... If we were already at the crib about to smash...i might have still smashed and would have bushed her afterwards.

But then again, nah... tough to fukk a chick after she took a shyt and you seen the shyt.

Exactly and brehs be on here talking bout ass eating. Helll to naw

 

[AllHolosEve]

I'm a a$$hole. Chicks are immediately in bushes when we meet. Only 1 earned her way out to be brought home after my BM.

But girls farting