The Streets Have Spoken: And They Are Saying Strawberry Jelly Is Clearly Better Than Grape Jelly

[Nokids]

Breh, in my childhood it certainly was. White label with black print.

IYKYK

Felt this ate so much grape jelly being broke gotta have strawberry but I might have to try that red raspberry and black berry you mentioned

 

[Luke Cage]

never had a preference. i go to the store and just grab whatever jelly or jam. never once felt like damn this shyt is way better than that shyt or vice versa.
its like coke vs pepsi, you can tell the difference but its not different enough for one to be clearly better.

 

[Bubba T]

Breh, in my childhood it certainly was. White label with black print.

IYKYK

While I know what you mean, this is hilarious because literally anything you are thinking of that makes you associate grape as a poverty flavor also comes in the other flavors you’ve mentioned.

My G, what do you think wine is made from?

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

That’s some bullshyt you northern muthafukkas
say
Get a mud hole stomped in your ass bringing strawberry jelly to a southern table
If it ain’t grape it’s a peach preserve
Apple butter
Gravy

 

[Sway]

That’s some bullshyt you northern muthafukkas
say
Get a mud hole stomped in your ass bringing strawberry jelly to a southern table
If it ain’t grape it’s a peach preserve
Apple butter
Gravy

I’m from the South, strawberry is better:

 

[Heretic]

That’s some bullshyt you northern muthafukkas
say
Get a mud hole stomped in your ass bringing strawberry jelly to a southern table
If it ain’t grape it’s a peach preserve
Apple butter
Gravy

I know right. I got standards, grape is that standard. Apple jelly be hittin too, skrawburry is for when I gotta use left over packets from McDonald's. Mint jelly tho? That shyt can go to hell, I once had some thinking it was something else, shyt ruined my whole goddamn weekend.

 

[Kenny West]

Streets is dead then

 

[ORDER_66]

I didnt even know this was a thing...

 

[num123]

Boysenberry or Blackberry the goat

 

[Shaman]

Strawberry is better between the two

but raspberry?

 

[Amused Mastery]

That medicine-flavored grape jelly can play in traffic

 

[TinFoilSnapBack]

It depends on what it’s being eaten with. For a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, give me the grape jelly. In most other contexts, I’d choose the strawberry jelly.

 

[ThirdAct]

Raspberry >

 

[Wildin]

Easily strawberry
Why is this a debate?

That's like saying crunchy pb >> smooth
Blasphemy

Smooth pb + strawberry jam GOAT

You eating that booboo. Crunchy is fire.

 

[get these nets]

Pollaner All Fruit.

Jelly? Where do they do that?