The Terminal List - TV Series (Starring Chris Pratt/Directed By Antoine Fuqua)

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Terminal List is possibly the worst franchise I've come across. Wildly homoerotic, white supremacist, January 6 fantasy. Preposterous writing and comically poor acting.

"Hey, brother."
"Talk to me, brother"
"Long live the brotherhood, brother"
"Frogmen forever, brother"
:dead: :dead: :dead:

The first season was like a 10 year old raised on a dark web messageboard decided to reimagine the Bourne Identity. The second season is much better because chris pratt's character is almost entirely absent, I'll give it that much. Why does Ben Edwards have one mode of acting? Which is staring like he just took a massive bong hit and immediately had to figure out a Wordle.
:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

I'll keep watching out of disbelief. It's like Sons of Anarchy stripped of any of the humor.
 

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Terminal List is possibly the worst franchise I've come across. Wildly homoerotic, white supremacist, January 6 fantasy. Preposterous writing and comically poor acting.

"Hey, brother."
"Talk to me, brother"
"Long live the brotherhood, brother"
"Frogmen forever, brother"
:dead: :dead: :dead:

The first season was like a 10 year old raised on a dark web messageboard decided to reimagine the Bourne Identity. The second season is much better because chris pratt's character is almost entirely absent, I'll give it that much. Why does Ben Edwards have one mode of acting? Which is staring like he just took a massive bong hit and immediately had to figure out a Wordle.
:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

I'll keep watching out of disbelief. It's like Sons of Anarchy stripped of any of the humor.

 

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Episode 4 ends, and the audience is left to contemplate some basic questions for a week: how will Ben Edwards survive being shot in the back? How will he escape the tunnels befor being apprehended? Will he ever be able to track down the mossad agent?

Within minutes of episode 5 these questions are answered when he simply gets up off the ground and walks out of the tunnels, and magically finds the mossad chick with zero explanation of how.

:mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol:
 

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I caught up and watched episodes 3-5.

I don't know brehs but it kinda went off the rails.

The ambush in the tunnel when bad guys had them surrounded, higher ground, and could not hit anyone besides Mo. Bad guys just running out in the open and getting shot. Ben and his crew running and shooting out in the open but bad guys aim like Ray Charles.

Ben getting shot and in the next scene tracking down the Mossad agent.

Raife and the torture scenes was goofy as hell. Also that Raife actor ain't believable at all.

Tal surviving that fight against the big German guy.

Ben listening to the "this is life" speech by that strong jawed lady.

And where the fukk is Mo? Did he die or WTF happened to him? It's like the writers forgot about him.
 
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