The "things rappers make sound cool, but really isn't" thread

[Non Sequitur]

Being a philandering, alcoholic, pothead...


Hmmm...


Actually, I'm kinda on the fence about this one

 

[RajWatts]

"I love drunk driving man I'm somethin else"
-Schoolboy Q

 

[Gotright]

Selling crack.... that shyt is foul, fiends are disturbing to be around and in general u gotta be a dirty ass dude to deal with low lifes like that on a regular basis.

Worst drug ever.

what?

 

[KTD2]

Selling crack. Read Freakonomics. Only like 1% of drug dealers will ever become rich doing it.

 

[AbrahamLincolnPawgHunter]

car note in my cup? your rent in my swisher?

yup

fukk him

 

[KTD2]

Being "in the hood like ____________."

Contrary to what Jadakiss says, being in the hood like chinese food spots/girls with rollers in their hair/broken license plates is not cool.

 

[MrPentatonic]

Selling crack. Read Freakonomics. Only like 1% of drug dealers will ever become rich doing it.

in proportion, I bet its equally the same chances of getting rich on the legal side pf things ie. owning your own business

 

[AbrahamLincolnPawgHunter]

Selling crack. Read Freakonomics. Only like 1% of drug dealers will ever become rich doing it.

Read it and yup.

Small time drug dealers make more doing a mcdonalds job, with less chance of dying and/or getting robbed

 

[KTD2]

in proportion, I bet its equally the same chances of getting rich on the legal side pf things ie. owning your own business

True, but the average crack dealer is barely making rent selling crack. You have a higher chance of clearing a livable wage working at Wendy's.

 

[Cladyclad]

Blowing thousands in the strip club, when niqqas barely take care of their seed.

 

[Broccoli Rob]

Being "in the hood like ____________."

Contrary to what Jadakiss says, being in the hood like chinese food spots/girls with rollers in their hair/broken license plates is not cool.

like those little motorcycles.

Re: Selling crack. Yeah, but the average dude is living with his mom/girl and not paying his bills, so that minimum wage income seems like a lot.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

what?

I was pretty clear nothing cool about selling crack.... crack heads are annoying and disgusting. One of my old associates used to let one of our classmates mom top him off for rock. I thought it was pathetic on both their parts.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Buying watches you can't pronounce and traveling to places where they look at black folks like .

 

[AbrahamLincolnPawgHunter]

Don't save any money because you only live once

 

[Majestic Pape]

Rhyming words together.