The "things rappers make sound cool, but really isn't" thread

[muzikfrk75]

every single got damn thing Juicy J been rapping about in the last two years

Just the last 2 years?


[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5InsH3jxZ68[/ame]

Spoiler

Song is so ignorant but knocks though

 

[intilectual recipricol]

stabbin betches like the phantom

taking your drinking money to the boat to gamble it away

 

[Mr. Negative]

Who said that

Biggie said his boy Gutta did it.

 

[TXTrill1]

This supposed fascination with flying first class and private jets, as well as supposedly obscure yet widely accesible and knowledgeable shyt Curren$y is the biggest culprit of this.

so you sayin flying in a private jet ain't no better than flying some shytty airline whilst sitting next to some musty obese muthafukka?

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

EATING ANOTHER nikkaS ASS LIKE HIM

SOUNDS LIKE THE nikka A FAN OF HOE-GAN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

@PhonZhi

 

[Pop123]

Tricking

This is not #1, these derelicts try to make murder and theft and pimping and drug dealing seem cool too…but tricking is a great pick.

These guys be rich simps, overvaluing puzzy and got these dust buckets really thinking they’re worth more than they are, straight dork shhit. The man provides everything…all she provides is puzzy, and SHE’S the prize!!!?? How? Lol.

Make the bih treat you like the prize champ…and if she’s worthy you may wife her and provide and protect and all that…IF she’s worth wifing. Yall gon learn tho…all rappers ever do is lead you nigs down the wrong path