The thread about me making $200k was a lie :(

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I'm sorry i let y'all down.

In reality its $240k.

The company that paid me those silly bands was Coca Cola Amatil (Which is why the salary is through the fukking roof).

Only reason I put it out there is there are so many jaded people who think its not possible.

Now I'm going to show you exactly how to get it.

1.Upload you resume on ValueMyCV | Adzuna

2.Based on your resume, it will spit out the average salary based on keywords related to what roles pay

3.Keep fixing your resume until it spits out the $$$ your're after

4.Find someone on linkedin who has the role title you want, then copy their info, put it on your resume and upload it on ValueMyCV | Adzuna and see if this spits out the salary you want.

5.If it does then you're in luck.. but now you have a new problem.. You do not know how to perform all those tasks required in the role.

6.Now you use glassdoor.com to find out about the company, roles, hiring policy etc..

7.During the hiring process they may conduct reference checks. The higher up the role, sometimes reference checks are not conducted, they simply go off the performance you give at the interview (if applying directly without using an employment agency). If you use an employment or recruitment agency, part of their due dilligence is a reference check whcih can be 2-4 references from upto your last 5 roles.

8.When asked for your W2 to prove previous income, do not hand it over. This is a violation of your rights. Pretty much means you haven't sold yourself during the interview or they want to underpay you based on what you previously earned.


Give yourself some MF applause cos you done did what they said you couldn't.

It won't be easy to pivot into a role like this coming from customer service or other low paying roles initially.

What you often have to do is completely switch industries if the skillset you have allows you to build the foundation to move into another industry.

Ask someone tied to a desk/cubicle the 3 key skills that really open doors

1.Excel. Vlookups, Macros.. Learn excel if your job is technical (hard skill) rather than soft skill (eg project mangement using shyt like Visio, Ms Project etc)
2.SQL's. When analysing large datasets, sql's make it easier to retrieve the info you need.
3.Data Visualisation.. Get familiar with tools that allow you to use info from 1&2 to represent it visually
3.Powerpoint.. A good fukking powerpoint can literally open doors. C level MF's love a good powerpoint

I've had 20+ roles in the last 10 years.. Thats how much finessing this shyt took.. Can't lie.. There have been lows..

Its March.. There's 8 months left to get your money up
 

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I'm sorry i let y'all down.

In reality its $240k.

The company that paid me those silly bands was Coca Cola Amatil (Which is why the salary is through the fukking roof).

Only reason I put it out there is there are so many jaded people who think its not possible.

Now I'm going to show you exactly how to get it.

1.Upload you resume on ValueMyCV | Adzuna

2.Based on your resume, it will spit out the average salary based on keywords related to what roles pay

3.Keep fixing your resume until it spits out the $$$ your're after

4.Find someone on linkedin who has the role title you want, then copy their info, put it on your resume and upload it on ValueMyCV | Adzuna and see if this spits out the salary you want.

5.If it does then you're in luck.. but now you have a new problem.. You do not know how to perform all those tasks required in the role.

6.Now you use glassdoor.com to find out about the company, roles, hiring policy etc..

7.During the hiring process they may conduct reference checks. The higher up the role, sometimes reference checks are not conducted, they simply go off the performance you give at the interview (if applying directly without using an employment agency). If you use an employment or recruitment agency, part of their due dilligence is a reference check whcih can be 2-4 references from upto your last 5 roles.

8.When asked for your W2 to prove previous income, do not hand it over. This is a violation of your rights. Pretty much means you haven't sold yourself during the interview or they want to underpay you based on what you previously earned.


Give yourself some MF applause cos you done did what they said you couldn't.

It won't be easy to pivot into a role like this coming from customer service or other low paying roles initially.

What you often have to do is completely switch industries if the skillset you have allows you to build the foundation to move into another industry.

Ask someone tied to a desk/cubicle the 3 key skills that really open doors

1.Excel. Vlookups, Macros.. Learn excel if your job is technical (hard skill) rather than soft skill (eg project mangement using shyt like Visio, Ms Project etc)
2.SQL's. When analysing large datasets, sql's make it easier to retrieve the info you need.
3.Data Visualisation.. Get familiar with tools that allow you to use info from 1&2 to represent it visually
3.Powerpoint.. A good fukking powerpoint can literally open doors. C level MF's love a good powerpoint

I've had 20+ roles in the last 10 years.. Thats how much finessing this shyt took.. Can't lie.. There have been lows..

Its March.. There's 8 months left to get your money up

Bro Pm that chat program you were talking about that can let us chat but with IP and ID hidden I got questions:damn:
 

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I'm sorry i let y'all down.

In reality its $240k.

The company that paid me those silly bands was Coca Cola Amatil (Which is why the salary is through the fukking roof).

Only reason I put it out there is there are so many jaded people who think its not possible.

Now I'm going to show you exactly how to get it.

1.Upload you resume on ValueMyCV | Adzuna

2.Based on your resume, it will spit out the average salary based on keywords related to what roles pay

3.Keep fixing your resume until it spits out the $$$ your're after

4.Find someone on linkedin who has the role title you want, then copy their info, put it on your resume and upload it on ValueMyCV | Adzuna and see if this spits out the salary you want.

5.If it does then you're in luck.. but now you have a new problem.. You do not know how to perform all those tasks required in the role.

6.Now you use glassdoor.com to find out about the company, roles, hiring policy etc..

7.During the hiring process they may conduct reference checks. The higher up the role, sometimes reference checks are not conducted, they simply go off the performance you give at the interview (if applying directly without using an employment agency). If you use an employment or recruitment agency, part of their due dilligence is a reference check whcih can be 2-4 references from upto your last 5 roles.

8.When asked for your W2 to prove previous income, do not hand it over. This is a violation of your rights. Pretty much means you haven't sold yourself during the interview or they want to underpay you based on what you previously earned.


Give yourself some MF applause cos you done did what they said you couldn't.

It won't be easy to pivot into a role like this coming from customer service or other low paying roles initially.

What you often have to do is completely switch industries if the skillset you have allows you to build the foundation to move into another industry.

Ask someone tied to a desk/cubicle the 3 key skills that really open doors

1.Excel. Vlookups, Macros.. Learn excel if your job is technical (hard skill) rather than soft skill (eg project mangement using shyt like Visio, Ms Project etc)
2.SQL's. When analysing large datasets, sql's make it easier to retrieve the info you need.
3.Data Visualisation.. Get familiar with tools that allow you to use info from 1&2 to represent it visually
3.Powerpoint.. A good fukking powerpoint can literally open doors. C level MF's love a good powerpoint

I've had 20+ roles in the last 10 years.. Thats how much finessing this shyt took.. Can't lie.. There have been lows..

Its March.. There's 8 months left to get your money up




If this is true, then i applaud your commitment to fukery


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