The thread about me making $200k was a lie :(

[froggle]

I was gonna clown, but the reality is there is A LOT of this happening. How you present yourself is the easiest when to get into so many circles it is not even funny. A thief in a suit is more respected than your everyday thief

 

[DirtyMoney]

If this is true, then i applaud your commitment to fukery

How do i go about references?

Low paying roles I just got a burner phone and I was my own reference. Then I used friends who were articulate and knew I could perform, over time I built real refsrence.

Fake it till you make it

 

[Roid Jones]

Low paying roles I just got a burner phone and I was my own reference. Then I used friends who were articulate and knew I could perform, over time I built real refsrence.

Fake it till you make it

 

[DirtyMoney]

Online short courses | Top-tier universities - GetSmarter

 

[Balla]

So would you just list the courses on your resume as education or list what skills you learned?

Online short courses | Top-tier universities - GetSmarter

 

[SheWantTheD]

Why you putting people up on game about this?

 

[DirtyMoney]

Why you putting people up on game about this?

Cos the world is large and you can finesse globally and in places people don't even think its possible.

 

[eastsideTT]

FBG / Finesse Gang

Silly bands

finessing those lame ass fat lazy HR broads


salute to you, sir

 

[Multi - Personality]

So would you just list the courses on your resume as education or list what skills you learned?

Good Question....

 

[International Playa]

I finessed in to my current job in engineering, lied about certain experience in using certain machinery & programs. Luckily they trained u from scratch, I wasnt found out

If you show confidence, self assurance, are likable & come in suited up in the interview you will get the job. They didnt even follow up for references

I tried to get my boy a job up in here, dude was scared to lie & finesse. Dude is good at finessing hoes but no heart to finesse cacs in to giving him a good job

 

[invalid]

I'm sorry i let y'all down.

In reality its $240k.

The company that paid me those silly bands was Coca Cola Amatil (Which is why the salary is through the fukking roof).

Only reason I put it out there is there are so many jaded people who think its not possible.

Now I'm going to show you exactly how to get it.

1.Upload you resume on ValueMyCV | Adzuna

2.Based on your resume, it will spit out the average salary based on keywords related to what roles pay

3.Keep fixing your resume until it spits out the $$$ your're after

4.Find someone on linkedin who has the role title you want, then copy their info, put it on your resume and upload it on ValueMyCV | Adzuna and see if this spits out the salary you want.

5.If it does then you're in luck.. but now you have a new problem.. You do not know how to perform all those tasks required in the role.

6.Now you use glassdoor.com to find out about the company, roles, hiring policy etc..

7.During the hiring process they may conduct reference checks. The higher up the role, sometimes reference checks are not conducted, they simply go off the performance you give at the interview (if applying directly without using an employment agency). If you use an employment or recruitment agency, part of their due dilligence is a reference check whcih can be 2-4 references from upto your last 5 roles.

8.When asked for your W2 to prove previous income, do not hand it over. This is a violation of your rights. Pretty much means you haven't sold yourself during the interview or they want to underpay you based on what you previously earned.


Give yourself some MF applause cos you done did what they said you couldn't.

It won't be easy to pivot into a role like this coming from customer service or other low paying roles initially.

What you often have to do is completely switch industries if the skillset you have allows you to build the foundation to move into another industry.

Ask someone tied to a desk/cubicle the 3 key skills that really open doors

1.Excel. Vlookups, Macros.. Learn excel if your job is technical (hard skill) rather than soft skill (eg project mangement using shyt like Visio, Ms Project etc)
2.SQL's. When analysing large datasets, sql's make it easier to retrieve the info you need.
3.Data Visualisation.. Get familiar with tools that allow you to use info from 1&2 to represent it visually
3.Powerpoint.. A good fukking powerpoint can literally open doors. C level MF's love a good powerpoint

I've had 20+ roles in the last 10 years.. Thats how much finessing this shyt took.. Can't lie.. There have been lows..

Its March.. There's 8 months left to get your money up

You mention this "Adzuna" twice and in a prominent way in your post.

You also drop this website in other threads as well.

What's your relationship to Adzuna? Is it part of your business or your job? And where are you from?

Looking at the website it appears the founders are from Australia and based in Sydney.

Coca Cola Amatil is also not an American company and is based in Sydney and services the APAC region. This website and this company is not something Americans will be familiar with and especially guys on this site.

The skills that you listed, Excel, SQL, Data Visualization, Powerpoint, Tableau (you mention this in another thread), in conjunction with each other, are regularly used through different stages to perform data analytics by data scientist. I can agree, data science is all the rage these days, but if thats what you're promoting, why don't you just say it?

What are your intentions? It seems like you're finessing for clicks with this thread. And others.

 

[Inspect Her Deck]

OP pulling a Jafar...

snake charming his way to victory

 

[getmoney310cpt]

OP is white this will not work for a dark skin black man like myself can't relate white boy

 

[BadBoy]

Op helped my ass get a job offer at a record label in a few weeks my black ass finessed a 65k job with no real effort if i can do it y’all can

 

[badtguy]