The truth is.......Real men eat ass.

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i mean...i don't eat the ass like it's a powerade bar after I finish working out...

But...

I do eat the ass like..."man i had pork chops Monday and the left overs Tuesday...but damn I don't feel like cooking...I know...I'm gonna eat this ass today" :myman:

You haven't seen a woman go into :noah: mode until you be eating that puss from the back...then you slide up and take a big long slurp on that sphincter :jawalrus:

Eat the ass one time...she will be yours forever...cause every time you call her she gonna be like "he gonna eat my ass again":lupe:...

"Hey baby girl I need you to write "dumb whore" on your forehead, put on those purple pumps you have, put on that bridesmaids dress you have, put some shea butter on your hair, and don't comb it, I want it curly and soft, my palm better be gleaming when I grab your hair :ufdup:...You do that and get your ass over hear so I can abuse your throat...

On the inside she be like : This nikka done lost his fukking mind:rudy:...he really say write dumb whore on my own forehead:rudy:...fukk this wack ass nikka:rudy:...he aint even taken the test for his cert yet and he already acting like this:camby:...but he did eat my ass 2 weeks ago so :lupe:

On the outside she be like : "I'm on my way...you got a black marker, all I got is a brown one" :lupe:
 

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How long into dating a girl or a relationship do you brehs start eating ass? :lupe:
 

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as soon as yall get active
start puttin a thumb in her butt open her up to it
and then go eat
the longer u wait the more awkward
I've had maybe three sessions with this chick I'm seeing. First time we had sex we fukked like three times.

I'm more into spitting on their ass, spanking it, finger in the ass, telling her to spread her cheeks. I said I'd eat her ass but not dumping the whole toolbox in a few sessions ya feel me?

Plus I think she has some things she's keeping too lol .
 

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I've had maybe three sessions with this chick I'm seeing. First time we had sex we fukked like three times.

I'm more into spitting on their ass, spanking it, finger in the ass, telling her to spread her cheeks. I said I'd eat her ass but not dumping the whole toolbox in a few sessions ya feel me?

Plus I think she has some things she's keeping too lol .
man the shyt i do with girls if i said on here mannnnn..
 
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