The "when you feel you about to get jumped" strategy guide. Add on

[DetroitEWarren]

I had 2 of these occasions. Both times I took one person out of the fight immediately. How? You ask? Oh. You didn't ask? Word? Hoe ass nikka sit yo bytch ass down and get this lesson.


If you are ever in this situation, during whatever heated or weird vibed conversation that's going on, try to isolate 1 person to focus on, especially if you can get close while it's space away from the other people. You gotta be ready to throw your hardest haymaker, ACCURATELY, to an area that would put that person out of the fight. Nose, jaw, ect. You break a nose or a jaw, that person is most likely a non factor.



@Mowgli don't come in this bytch talking about Kimora's and Mui Tai clinches.

 

[Mowgli]

Getting jumped is justification for extreme force. Cop a plea like you don't want it , back up and let them advance. After that let them do the Harlem shake on the ground in whatever way you consider extreme.

If you aren't prepared and don't know Brazillian Jiujitsu, boxing, judo, muay thai or wrestling just run and or find something you can use to end the threat in an extreme manner if pursued. Maybe scream for the police or scream drug dealers are chasing me help.

If you're indoors try to get your back against a wall or into a corner where u can make people miss and punch the wall and or punch your way out and use the extreme force methods at your disposal. Don't have to worry about getting hit if your back against the wall.

More importantly, be respectful so the only people who want to jump you deserve extreme force like robbers. Most civilian squabbles happen because of lack of verbal respect. Good luck brothers because most of yall will be getting beat into dust if jumped because you dont know Brazilian Jiu-jitsu like the op said.

 

[LuuqMaan]

Thanks bud. Already been trained by the best

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

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[Address_Unknown]

Thanks bud. Already been trained by the best​

I hate the fact that all the good this guy does for the community in terms of neighbourhood out reach, support and security (Seriously, look it up) he scuttles by making these fugazi tactic vids with a Kindle Nook ductaped to his forearm, that 100 percent certified to get you sent to that upper room.

Ole "I can't let you get close" ass techniques designed to have you out of breath before them folks kick you to sleep.​

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Run

One time I was walking down Cass as a kid
Someone from across the street yelled are those Cartis(they weren't, just regular glasses)
I started power walking

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

It's crazy how acute our senses can be....I didn't get jumped because I caught the energy heavy in the air one day. Hit that tension like a wall while I was walking. Was in a closed off area with 3 dudes looking at my jewelry and backed out right away. Later on I would seen them snatch a chain. Then they flashed their guns like some pussies.

Don't ignore your instincts. When people get on predator mode you can feel them preying on you with their eyes and their intentions. Stay alert.


Another time I was coming off work late night in an industrial area. Not many people around. A car full of drunk Somali dudes pull up and they hop out and one of em walk up right next to me and start pissing on the sidewalk. He then tries to say some bait gay shyt about me looking at him while he's pissing to set me off.

He wanted me to get mad and defend myself so that his boys and him could have a reason to fight. They were damn near Black out drunk and looking for problems. I swallowed my pride and said nothing but I was ready to swing. Dude didn't get the engagement he was looking for so they piled back in the car and dipped. Out numbered and probably out gunned. Wasn't worth the effort to even talk back to them fools.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

@Mowgli said it, but that's hella shyt to read. Back up against a wall so you don't get surrounded.

Only fight of you have to. If you can run, getcho Black ass outta there.

Be careful tho. They'll try to trip you, and if they get you, not only you fina get tf beat outta you, but you also fina eat shyt right before.

 

[( )-___-)]

I always felt like if I was getting jumped and I KO or TKO one of the jumpers that would enrage the group even more leaving me vulnerable to even more retaliative harm.

That being said I would go for the softest parts of their body; eyes, cheek/jaw, neck, armpit/rib, shin kick, toes etc.

I might even grab one as a human shield. the best tip Ive heard is the wall method and choosing one person outta the group to get the worse damage

my ultimate goal would be to escape before I KO/TKO someone.

 

[east]

Ole "I can't let you get close" ass techniques designed to have you out of breath before them folks kick you to sleep.

lmao, the only vid of his i saw said that if someone pulls a pistol on you, you should charge them and try to push the slide out of battery using your fat rolls

 

[YouMadd?]

I’ve gotten twice. First time, I almost died. My mistake was losing my footing.

The second time I got jumped my strategy that worked was to retreat to the middle of the street so I was in view of onlookers. Stay away from corners and protect your neck and head.

Stay on your feet, do not swing, focus on protecting. The moment you swing the hyenas, due to their angle always seem to time it to pounce as soon as you miss. I did that and came out all right and didn’t have to throw a punch.

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

I got jumped by 4 dudes once and even though I took 3 of them out, I don’t recommend trying to fight on that situation. At the time, I was in my prime, fresh out of boot camp, had the endurance to fight and STILL was winded by the time it became a one on one fight. I also had to deal with a broken hand at that point and I’m lucky the cops stepped in by then.

My advice is use that energy to get the fukk up out of there.

 

[Vandelay]

Run
Higher ground
Go towards a crowd
Find a weapon
Focus on brutalizing 1 person

 

[Dont@Me]

Thanks bud. Already been trained by the best

I love ring around the rosie!

 

[HarlemHottie]

I wanna share my experience.

So, when I was a young teen, a girl who didnt fit in was jumped in my building. Even more disrespectfully, she was in her own damn house, answered the door, and these hyenas jumped her, in her own damn foyer. Violation.

I vowed that this would never happen to me. The same group of big ol bottle-y ass bytches hated me too, I'm the type to be outside, on the block, but reading a book.

So whenever I answered the door, I had a small paring knife in my hand. My brother, former military, told me what to do. My man, Brownsville-raised, loved me henceforth.

That's how I ddn't get jumped and welcome to my TED talk.