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The "when you feel you about to get jumped" strategy guide. Add on
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The BasedFather
Task Force
Never been jumped before, but imma air shyt out if people wanna try
F*ckthemkids
Superstar
I been jumped once...Spent 3 days in the hospital because of it... Would say I deserved it if dude caught me lackin and put the beats on me himself, but he rolled up on me with 6 other dudes. The fukked up thing is the silence...I know it looked and sounded chaotic from the outside, but It was this piercing silence. Oh well...Lesson learned...
Ain't no such thang as getting jumped if you stay ready!
Pistol and knife in waistband
Even my key ring is a brass knuckle with a flesh piercing tip!
My necklace is a weapon that is brass beads connected with industrial cable.
Only thing mafukkas jumping is their chance to attend their funeral.
Pistol and knife in waistband
Even my key ring is a brass knuckle with a flesh piercing tip!
My necklace is a weapon that is brass beads connected with industrial cable.
Only thing mafukkas jumping is their chance to attend their funeral.
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Never got jumped by witnessed a dude flee a potential jumping by hopping the turnstiles at CTA green line station and barely making it onto a train. Looked like some shyt outta a movie chase
He had snatched some high school kids iPhone and a bunch of em started chasing him but dude put the afterburners on
He had snatched some high school kids iPhone and a bunch of em started chasing him but dude put the afterburners on
Situational awareness 99% of the time. Very very few times have I in person or online seen someone get "randomly" jumped
I personally don't have no stories but a breh of mine (who was 18) got jumped and robbed by a group of 12 year old, it was actually two 12 year olds and a 11 year old
I personally don't have no stories but a breh of mine (who was 18) got jumped and robbed by a group of 12 year old, it was actually two 12 year olds and a 11 year old
Use a rape whistle. Or just fall down like a Family Guy character.
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DetroitEWarren
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Imagine running up some stairs to avoid getting jumped, and nikkas run up there with you and throw yo ass off back to where you came from
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
You don't want to go to a place where you're cornered. My post doesn't even suggest that.Imagine running up some stairs to avoid getting jumped, and nikkas run up there with you and throw yo ass off back to where you came from
DetroitEWarren
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I had 2 of these situations. The first one was in middle school, I was finessed into a 1 on 1 fight, unknowingly being hyped up by the nikka I was fighting cousin. As soon as I rocked his shyt, the nikka who was hyping me up started helping the nikka I swung on . Funny part, to this day I'm cool with all them nikkas. All them nikkas off Maryland and Outer Drive. It's a poster here that went to Kettering and knows the nikkas I'm talking about. Hopefully he sees this thread, but I can't remember breh name on here.
The 2nd time, was in 10th grade as far as I remember. I had skipped school over a chick house, left there to get on the bus, when I got on the bus, I seen a nikka I had beat TF out of one on one a few years prior. He was a twin. It was him, his twin brother, and another nikka. I see them, and I instantly go from 0-100 and I started calling them nikkas out. Cause I ain't no sucka. nikka.
So. The twin nikka who I already had a flawless victory over, had walked up and sat down across the bus isle from me. Breh said "we gonna fukk you up before we get off this bus". At that point, I can't retreat, and I don't fear people, and I lack understanding of what fear means. Like, in real life, I've never been scared of anything. Fear is not something I recognize. I hopped up and hit dawg in the nose with all my might, and breh shyt started leaking immediately and he was eliminated immediately.
The other 2 nikkas ran up and I squabbled with them for about a minute, got a couple bruises but tbh, they didn't really do shyt. The other twin who was eliminated early, started yelling that he needed to go to the hospital, and them nikkas stopped and got off the bus. I was still standing, a lil tired, but still throwing blows as them nikkas ran off the bus. The twin with the broken nose leaked blood all over the bus, and the bus driver eventually had to stop letting people on.
I put them nikkas in their place, solo dolo, abd that could be considered a victory imo
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. Funny part, to this day I'm cool with all them nikkas. All them nikkas off Maryland and Outer Drive. It's a poster here that went to Kettering and knows the nikkas I'm talking about. Hopefully he sees this thread, but I can't remember breh name on here.The 2nd time, was in 10th grade as far as I remember. I had skipped school over a chick house, left there to get on the bus, when I got on the bus, I seen a nikka I had beat TF out of one on one a few years prior. He was a twin. It was him, his twin brother, and another nikka. I see them, and I instantly go from 0-100 and I started calling them nikkas out. Cause I ain't no sucka. nikka.
So. The twin nikka who I already had a flawless victory over, had walked up and sat down across the bus isle from me. Breh said "we gonna fukk you up before we get off this bus". At that point, I can't retreat, and I don't fear people, and I lack understanding of what fear means. Like, in real life, I've never been scared of anything. Fear is not something I recognize. I hopped up and hit dawg in the nose with all my might, and breh shyt started leaking immediately and he was eliminated immediately.
The other 2 nikkas ran up and I squabbled with them for about a minute, got a couple bruises but tbh, they didn't really do shyt. The other twin who was eliminated early, started yelling that he needed to go to the hospital, and them nikkas stopped and got off the bus. I was still standing, a lil tired, but still throwing blows as them nikkas ran off the bus. The twin with the broken nose leaked blood all over the bus, and the bus driver eventually had to stop letting people on.
I put them nikkas in their place, solo dolo, abd that could be considered a victory imo
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Y'all don't know instant transmission?!
Y'all fatherless
Y'all fatherless
DetroitEWarren
Veteran
Piccolo told me years ago that was a cowardly act for Sayin Cacs. Bars.Y'all don't know instant transmission?!
Y'all fatherless
Fill Collins
Able to get note from doctor
Run, I have nothing to prove to anyone, my safety is more important than anything to me